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  1. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    This was an improvised joke, told today in the french lesson. (translated from french)

    Five people had to stand in a semi-circle in front of the class, and each had a character. They then had to hold a discussion for three minutes. The two characters that'll be mentioned were an old teacher (woman) and a soldier with his arm in a sling. Their topic of conversation was the Royal Wedding (the one playing the teacher is English)

    "How did you get that young man?" he said, "from watching Pippa at the Royal Wedding?"
    *makes a masturbating movement*
     
  2. Julie

    Julie Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha oh boy
     
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    Julie Well-Known Member

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    I remember the time when you didn't get these jokes... *shakes head*
     
  4. Zane Fireflyte

    Zane Fireflyte The Persistant Cat Wizard

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    One day, Donald Trump discovered how to give men a bl*w job.

    The rest is history.
     
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    Zane Fireflyte The Persistant Cat Wizard

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    Zane Fireflyte The Persistant Cat Wizard

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    Oh crud, I accidently laughed at my own joke. I forgot it was here.
     
  7. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    BURN THE HERETIC!!!

    It was all a ploy Julie. I was building up your confidence, and then I came out
     
  8. Zane Fireflyte

    Zane Fireflyte The Persistant Cat Wizard

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    Eww.

    So this guy wakes up after having an amazing night of sexual intercourse...

    And realizes that he's in Donald Trump's bedroom.
     
  9. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    Who's donald trump!!!???
     
  10. Zane Fireflyte

    Zane Fireflyte The Persistant Cat Wizard

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    You seriously don't know who Donald Trump is?
     
  11. JIM

    JIM zombie Turncoat

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    How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb??


    just 2, buts its hard getting them in there
     
  12. Zane Fireflyte

    Zane Fireflyte The Persistant Cat Wizard

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    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
     
  13. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    Heh

    No I don't Zane
     
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    Zane Fireflyte The Persistant Cat Wizard

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