Cowboy Boots

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  1. pudutat91958

    pudutat91958 New Member

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    An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Hamilton, USA! Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

    Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,'Notice anything different about me?' Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'
    Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

    Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

    Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!!'

    Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'
    'Nope', she replied.

    'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'

    Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'
     
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  2. Prince_Kheldar

    Prince_Kheldar Beard Lover

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    Hilarious. :D
     
  3. Pyrofyre

    Pyrofyre From the ashes, I rise

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    I lol'd :D
     
  4. Raff the Sweetling

    Raff the Sweetling Threadkiller

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    I always wear hats. *struts away*
     
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    BubbleFreak Queen of BubbleMania

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    Ahahaha yes, thats a funny one:)
     
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    Lord Yuan Hell Woman

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    Ha ha ha ha ha, hats.