chuck norris jokes

Discussion in 'Joke Board' started by Kenshin, Jun 8, 2007.

  1. Cascador

    Cascador Who's Anakin?

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    then why the stupid joke like "Chuck Norris was released of his virginity before his father was" (or something like that...) lol...If he really did that, then the guy is my hero too...
     
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    ok, that makes the ranger seem like a pedofile.
     
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    RayCaptain 如朱

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    Ani,Pad,WS21 all are jelious heritics and are dead until I say they aren't
     
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    Cascador Who's Anakin?

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    You wish!:p
     
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    RayCaptain 如朱

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    I've already returned ya'll
     
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    Cheesy Goodness The Fighters Guide House Member

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    idk if this was posted or not

    If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be mere seconds away from death.
     
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    warrior_squirrel21 blue is my favorite color

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    because of the way hes portrayed as a tank. we make fun of him
     
  8. Cascador

    Cascador Who's Anakin?

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    if that is your way of making fun lol, well u can make fun of me then too this way:D
     
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    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    Chuck Norris' mom is so fat...

    no, wait :(