chuck norris jokes

Discussion in 'Joke Board' started by Kenshin, Jun 8, 2007.

  1. Anakin

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    then why the stupid joke like "Chuck Norris was released of his virginity before his father was" (or something like that...) lol...If he really did that, then the guy is my hero too...
     
  2. Kenshin

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    ok, that makes the ranger seem like a pedofile.
     
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    You wish!:p
     
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    RayCaptain Purveyor of High Culture, Aristocrat of the Soul

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    idk if this was posted or not

    If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be mere seconds away from death.
     
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    warrior_squirrel21 the poor mans old breed

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    because of the way hes portrayed as a tank. we make fun of him
     
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    if that is your way of making fun lol, well u can make fun of me then too this way:D
     
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    Chuck Norris' mom is so fat...

    no, wait :(