chuck norris jokes

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  1. Anakin

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    I loved how he got his ass kicked in "way of the dragon" by Bruce Lee...In reality he wouldn't have stand a chance against him...
     
  2. Kakashi

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    Padmé King in the North & King Anakin's Wench

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    'Nuf said. The only differences is the left is both missing a hat, and is somewhat better looking than the right lol
     
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    the monkey is cute!
     
  5. Anakin

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    yeah unlike the other monkey on the right:D
     
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    well, it would be pretty wrong for someone to say that chuck norris is cute
     
  7. Anakin

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    Really? And I had the impression you fashioned him...I mean the way you were talking about him in your former post...just had that impression ya know...:D
     
  8. Kenshin

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    i remember sitting down with my grandma one night, and she tells me, "lets watch the texas ranger" and so we watch it for awhile and out of the blue my old sweet grandmother says: "oh that chuck norris kicks loads of ass!"


    true story
     
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    oi oi!
     
  10. Anakin

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    My advice...get her new glasses! lol
     
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    In the eyes of a Ranger the unsuspected stranger had better known the truth or wrong from right.'Cause the eyes of the Ranger are upon you,anything you do he's gonna see.When you're in Texas look behind you,'cause that's where a Ranger's gonna be...
     
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    funny thing how this guy got the part in "Way of the Dragon'...Padmé told me cause she knows a lot of Bruce Lee, through her I became a bigger fan than I already was

    anyway, so Bruce notices that Chuck Norris won the Karate (kid) championship. So Bruce assumes he must be good so cast him for the movie, he thinks, so that happens....But then the production stops cause compared to Bruce of course Chuck Norris sucks...so he gets trained for three weeks by Bruce himself, otherwise he could have kissed the role goodbye! lol:D
     
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    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
     
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    Looooooooooooooooooooool! that's hillarious...
     
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    i dont get why ani and padme are so angry about us sayin chuck norris is great, we all know bruce lee could kick his ass, its just the way he's portrayed is wats funny.

    On the first day God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said no.

    Light was postponed.
     
  17. Anakin

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    who said anything about being angry? we're not angry we just don't get it lol
     
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    warrior_squirrel21 the poor mans old breed

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    i dont mean angry really, i mean like you seemed a bit ticked to me for some reson.
     
  19. Anakin

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    no, not even ticked lol, if you worship a guy for those reasons...it's odd lol, funny tho!
     
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    HAHAHAHA!!!! I far from worship that dude! lol