Cars :D - Rated G

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  1. Nienor

    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    Cars :D

    AUDI
    Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

    BMW
    Big Money Works
    Bought My Wife
    Brutal Money Waster
    Bimbette Motor Weapon
    Break My Window

    FIAT
    Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
    Fix It All the Time
    Fix it again, Tony!

    FORD
    First On Recall Day
    First On Race Day
    First On Rust and Deterioration
    Fix Or Repair Daily
    Found On Road, Dead
    Fault Of R & D
    Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
    Found On Russian Dump

    GM
    General Maintenance
    Great Mistake

    GMC
    Garage Man's Companion
    Got A Mechanic Coming?

    HONDA
    Had One Never Did Again

    HYUNDAI
    Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...

    MAZDA
    Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

    SAAB
    Send Another Automobile Back
    Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
    Sorry Assed Auto Builders

    TOYOTA
    Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

    VOLVO
    Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
    Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners

    VW
    Virtually Worthless
     
  2. dwarf tosser

    dwarf tosser "What the Deuce?"

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  3. Winterine

    Winterine Ranger-Bard

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    How about one for Mitsubishi? *eg* :D
     
  4. Nienor

    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    Re: Cars :D

    lol. Mitsubishi is probably too long to think up any decent ones.

    Did anyone notice Ford has the most. Wonder why. :rolleyes:
     
  5. Arwen

    Arwen Well-Known Member

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    its Sky's fault obviously :D
     
  6. Skyanide

    Skyanide The Big Meanie Staff Member

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    Re: Cars :D

    Because people with low IQ's get confused with words longer than four letters...

    PM me if you don't "get it" ;)
     
  7. Nienor

    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    Nah, I think it's cause they hire electricians who spend more time surfing the internet than working. :p :p
     
  8. Winterine

    Winterine Ranger-Bard

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    Sky - I get it and I don't get it ;) :D But I won't be PMing you, methinks :halo: :D
     
  9. Cascador

    Cascador Who's Anakin?

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    In Dutch slang we always called a BMW 'ne back me wiele', basically a slang way to say 'a box with wheels'.