Bloodfiredeath's resemblance to a prince...

At least not without a taking some liberties with things like, 'the truth.'

 

But I don't think a good story was ever told exactly the same twice.

 

but he's fun!

 

I think he's stressed

 

I hope he's okay!

 

He'll be fine, he's a strong lad, but I'm pretty sure his career choice isn't a well-beaten path.

 

I mean, both our career paths aren't exactly well-beaten either it's what, 2% of the population, if that?

 

Less than 1 at any given time but about 8 percent are veterans. I don't think there are many magicians out there.

 

perhaps not, but there seems to be enough that there's an entire guild and school dedicated to the profession!

 

Lots of wizards out there among us

 

Yeah but they're harder to spot. You can see every new military service member because they go get a Camaro that they can't afford the payments for.

 

Ouch, I'm not touching that one

 

Freah outta high school servicemen have the same auric energy as Minecraft youtubers

 

Fresh outta high school, straight to the big-leagues

 

Honestly, the world's strongest military is 5/8ths frat boys

 

The military is by necessity greater than the sum of its parts

 

nah, not all of them, just the sandbaggers and NUBs and dinq's and non-qual booters who think they're all that 'cause they finally got to take off the ballcap that says "Recruit" on it the Chiefs and Petty Officers beat the tar out of seamen who even think about sending in a special request chit for taking out a loan with Navy Fed to buy a car, and the ones who go do it anyways can have a nice long talk with the CO at Mast.

 

Not gonna lie, that was painful to read

 

is my navyspeak making your Air Force ears bleed?

 

It reads like that marine sniper copy/pasta