Blonde and lotto (G)

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  1. JNK

    JNK King of tards

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    Brandi the blonde is in such serious financial trouble that she decides to ask God for help. She prays, "God, I lost my business and if I don’t get some money soon, I’m going to lose my car. Please, God: let me win the Lotto."

    But Lotto night comes and goes and Brandi’s numbers don’t come up. Again she prays, "God, I’ve lost my business and now my car and if I don’t get some money soon, I’m going to lose my home. Please, God: let me win the Lotto."

    But again, Lotto night comes and goes and Brandi’s numbers don’t come up. In desperation she prays, "God, I’ve lost my business, my car, and my home and if I don’t get some money soon, my children will starve. Please, God: just this once, help me get my life back in order. Let me win the Lotto!"

    Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, a roar of thunder, the heavens open and Brandi hears the voice of God Himself!

    "Brandi, my child! Meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket!"
     
  2. Taliesyn

    Taliesyn It's a feral reality out there, kids.

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    I laughed hard at this. Hope I didn't wake wifey up. :p
     
  3. JNK

    JNK King of tards

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    lmao...
     
  4. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    Well, yes. Although the punchline was easy to guess. Still good.