Bear vs Rabbit

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  1. Hatter Madigan

    Hatter Madigan Mad Hatter Madigan

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    There once was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other. The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a magical talking tree. The tree said: "I will grant you 3 wishes a piece if you will stop fighting!"

    So the bear went first. "I wish all the bears in the forest are females." And all the bears in the forest turned into females.

    The rabbit said: "I wish I had a helmet." Rabbit gets the helmet and the bear looks at him funny.

    The bear wishes: "I wish all the bears in the country are females." The wish was granted.

    The rabbit says, "I wish I have a motorcycle." By this point the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he's ever seen. The rabbit could wish for money and have all the motorcycles in the world.

    The bear says: "I wish all the bears in the world are female." The wish is granted.

    When it's the rabbit's turn to wish, he puts on his helmet, gets on his motorcycle, and says: "I wish that bear is gay."
     
  2. Hatter Madigan

    Hatter Madigan Mad Hatter Madigan

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    There was a bear taking a dump in the forest when a rabbit walked by. The bear said, "Hey, rabbit, does poo stick to your fur?"

    "No," said the rabbit.

    "That's great!" The bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with him.
     
  3. Overread

    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    He should have used a gooses neck not a rabbit..........

    (anyone in the UK who watches QI will get that - everyone else - go watch QI!!)
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous the king

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    pff old joke........ 99years old...
     
  5. Black Tattoo

    Black Tattoo The Corruptor

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    I love that first one! Oh my gosh! That's the best! Thank you for the much needed laugh! :D