Backwoods High Tech

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    Backwoods High Tech

    Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
    Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick.
    Byte - What your pitbull done to cousin Jethro.
    Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.
    Terminal - Time to call the undertaker.
    Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
    Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.
    Diskette - Female Disco dancer.
    Fax - What you lie about to the IRS.
    Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
    Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
    Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
    Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
    Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.
    Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers.
    Modem - What you do when the grass gets too high.
    Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
    Network - Scooping up a big fish before it breaks the line.
    ROM - Where the pope lives.
    Screen - Keeps mosquitoes off the porch.
    Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast.
    Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year.
    SCSI (pronounced scuzzi) - What you call your week-old underwear.