Awful web-development/-design jokes

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  1. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    Here's another one:

    Why did the geek add body { padding-top: 1000px; } to his FaceBook page?










    Because he wanted to keep a low profile!

    Ba dum tssss
    Grooooaaaan
     
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    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    Where do elements go when they're deprecated?
    HTMHell

    Where are lead front-end developers buried?
    Java's Crypt
     
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    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    What's a scuba-diver's favourite element?

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