Awful web-development/-design jokes

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  1. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    All web-development/design jokes make you groan but are pretty good.

    – I published a PHP book last year, and a new one this year.
    –*Oh yes? What is it?
    – MySQL

    A SEO couple had twins. For the first time they were happy with duplicate content.

    – Why was the XHTML bird an invalid?
    – Because it wasn’t nested properly.
     
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    Black Tattoo The Corruptor

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    I loved these!

    WHAT does that say about me...?
     
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    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    Thank you - now I don't feel so bad ;)

    And thanks for sharing that link! It gave me a much needed laugh!
     
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    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    Are you a web-designer? Or do you at least dabble(t [<= pun]) in it?
     
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    LOL - Yes, I'm a dabbler. At least I used to be when I had more time. Now I just sit back and enjoy the work (and humor) of others. Especially considering I have no talent whatsoever with puns. :rolleyes:
     
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    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    It was a pun because of a website by Lea Verou called "dabblet" where you can write HTML and CSS and see the output. It's really well done and is great. That's the pun.

    I had a few more two weeks ago, but I've forgotten them. They're on podcasts but I can' be bothered to listen to them all. I'll write the next ones down though.
     
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    I look forward to the next wave :D
     
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    Eris Figment Of Imagination

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    :D Loved theeeeeem! I'm goring to translate them in my lang and put them for my friends
    really creative!
     
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    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    What language?
     
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    Eris Figment Of Imagination

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    Persian, Parsi
     
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    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    I had my hopes up there when I misread Parsi as Paris. (I speak french too)

    Now I'll just have to nod without understanding.
     
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    Parsi sounds soooo great:)
     
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    then you should talk to my sister she knows many languages!!!
    and since uncle google translator exists you don't have any thing to worry about!!! :D


    It's the hardest language to learn after 2-3 one, but I'm really happy my native lang is Parsi (Farsi)!!!
     
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    Google translate... It's just sooo funny! And it won't work too well.

    It makes dirty things have no meaning. Dirty meanings only work in french (because we all know that it's the language of sex).
     
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    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    The first joke I posted:
    Has been featured on a Web-design podcast. Pretty epic!

    What did the SEO do when he went on his honey-moon?
    Put a nofollow sign on the door.
     
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    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    Here are a few jokes from the web-design podcast:
    ----------------------------------------------------------

    A man walks into a br and the barman says: "I'm sorry, but this br is closed."

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    What did the penguin close the tag with? A br.

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    Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.
     
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    Ha! These are great! I especially love the last one :p
     
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    Yeah, the first two work better when spoken, but I just think that the last one is epic.
     
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    Too true!
     
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