"Then came an infidel, one by the name of Kiwi, and spake he through MSN unto the Converter, most holy of all readers. 'Why hast thou converted Ice into worship of thy unholy religion, worship of A Song of Ice and Fire?' And spake the Converter, 'He is my convert. I have sacrificed him to GRRM as an offering, and ye, behold, he hath been accepted. And see, Ice is content, for he hath found the path of righteousness.' 'He is no convert!' the infidel replied. 'He is thy slave, evil temptress! He is thy slave until death! Slave after death! A member... of the demonic HORDE!' But the Converter said, 'Bow down, then, and convert. If ye worship the One True God, ye may yet be saved.' And at this, GRRM revealed his face unto the most holy of readers, saying, "Ye, I see thy offerings and find them good. For thy faithful service, I name thee as my High Prophet, holiest of all readers. Yet one more do I want - thou shalt convert this infidel friend of thine, Kiwi. Thus have I spoken, and thus shall it be done." And at this, the High Prophet left her computer with a gun in her hand and directions to Kiwi's house. Thus it was that all readers knew that to convert infidels to worship of GRRM was holy indeed. ~ The Book of Conversion , verses 15-20 Note: [The Book of Conversion is the fourth book in the Book of Faith, the aSoIaF Bible for AFTER ye have read the Holy Texts of GRRM.] OK, this club is for cool people who have converted other people to worship of GRRM. Who knows, if I get bored, I might actually write more of the Books of the aSoIaF Bible/Book of Faith.