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  1. hatchet13

    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    Yes but how many African people do you reckon I could hunt ?

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
     
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    Kelmourne The Savage Hippy

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    A woodchuck could chuck as much would as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, which as it turns out is equal to half-a-dozen 2x4s.

    Have you ever used the word woodchuck outside of that old nursery rhyme?
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    Yes . Last week I said to my missus,
    " if I had a chance I 'would chuck ' you into a nest of woodchucks" .
    So i reckon I kinda used it twice in that sentence.


    Here's another riddle :
    Whats brown
    Bleeds at both ends
    Is no longer living
    And has my footprint on its smashed,ugly little fucking face?
     
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    RayCaptain Sojourning Traveler

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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    100 Points!!
    Damn right , a scummy Jawa.

    Which Star Wars race would YOU like to kick to death ?
     
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    Kelmourne The Savage Hippy

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    Gungans without hesitation

    Favourite Star Wars video game?
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    Knights of the Old Republic , either one, I'm not fussy.

    Do you reckon if a slug that was more switched on than the other slugs was out and about and came across an empty snail shell it could strap into it and then join the snails without them knowing he was an imposter ?
     
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    RayCaptain Sojourning Traveler

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    I doubt snails are really that attentive so... Probably.

    Ever driven a motorcycle?
     
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    Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    I grew up riding motorcycles. When I was 29 I nearly killed myself on one.
    But after a few trips to the plastic surgeon, and many thousands of dollars later, I had my roguishly handsome face back. Three years ago I finally had my permanent fix for the front row of teeth that were knocked out in the accident. I now have permanent dentures that look and feel like the real thing. And they had fucking better be like real, as they cost me 40 grand!

    Of the four seasons, which is your favorite?
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    Yeah we get 4 different versions of summer
    Summer ,. Hotter Summer , Boiling in my skin every second Summer , Aaaarrrghhhh I'M FUCKING BURNING ALIVE Summer . So the first one .

    What is the punishment you would receive if you wasted ,say a bucket of water to wash you car ?
     
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    RayCaptain Sojourning Traveler

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    Depends. If the state governor gets his way, a grand if it were the 56th gallon of water your family used that day.

    You watch any streamers?
     
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    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    The only streamer I sometimes watch is Kripp.

    what was the last time you blew streamers at a party?
     
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    Literally never.

    When was the last time you attended or threw a party with people other than family members?
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    The closest I've ever come to attending any party is yelling , " IT'S PARTY TIME !! " right before I cracked this moisture farmers head open .

    Does that count ?
     
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    Heck yeah, I love head crackin' parties!

    How many heads do you usually bring to head crackin' parties?
     
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    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    Depends on who brings the head crack.

    Will you, or will you not install Diablo Immortal on your smartphonedevice of choice?
     
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    RayCaptain Sojourning Traveler

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    Nyet

    If you could instantly know one language that you currently don't, what would it be?
     
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    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    Mandarin.

    Will you vote for some douch bag - or giant turd sandwich?
     
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    olivia_the_lamb Moderator Staff Member

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    No, of course not!

    Who am I? *drools*
     
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    A turd sandwich

    What's the best strategy game?
     
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