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  1. Kelmourne

    Kelmourne The Savage Hippy

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    Very. Some of the stuff on YouTube/Netflix is unacceptable for minors, and easy access for them if you aren't careful.

    What's your take on vinyl records?
     
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    I desperately want a vinyl player. I like the way they sound compared to digital. I feel similarly to radio stuff too. Something about it just sounds better. More "depth" I guess? I just don't have the money or room for the player and the vinyls at the time.

    Do you own many books?
     
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    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    I don't count my books very often. Looking at my book case - about 150-200? Something like that?

    If you had to burn one of your books - which would that be?
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    I don't know , probably Lord of the Rings ..ooooooooooooo... everyone's probably gonna come at me but I don't care , that boring crap would burn brighter than the sun ..he he

    Are you gonna give me a lecture about why I'm wrong ?
     
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    You're allowed to have personal tastes in books. Whether or not you share that opinion in an incendiary manner is another topic though. (But yeah, Tolkien is the greatest author of all time)

    Who do you think the best non-North American/European author of all time is?
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    Personally I think the best is the great Hudroy Sandtrench , the esteemed Tusken writer of the classic , ' Tusken Men are from Tatooine - Tusken Women are also from Tatooine'.
    This book helped literally over a dozen Tusken couples from murdering each other . .... I wish my parents had read it . Selfish pricks.
     
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    Kelmourne The Savage Hippy

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    Bad Tusken! You forgot to ask a question! No treats for you!!

    What pets do Tuskens own?
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    Listen here you stupid , bloody hippy . How many times have I mentioned an animal I spend lots of time with , helps me in my job as a raider , is nearly always seen with me and has a name starting with an F ?
    Well ,think it over ....aaaand ....
    That's right ! !
    It's Frank The Desert Parrot of course.!
    No ,
    It's not .
    Tuskens and Banthas go together like lollipops and Swiss cheese.
    And mine is called Fluffy .


    What drugs have you been using tonight and do you have any more?
     
  9. Kelmourne

    Kelmourne The Savage Hippy

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    Marijuana was just legalized here yesterday. But Banthas are obvious, I was thinking more along the lines of dogs, cats, hamsters, guinea pigs, etc...

    Do you actually have a desert parrot named Frank?
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    So you think I spend my days raiding and stuff and then come home in the evening throw a lead around my Golden Retrievers neck and take him for a brisk walk to buy cat food cause I have to feed my neighbours cats while he's away on business ?

    You must be fucking stoned.

    No .
    No other pets .
    Only Banthas.
    Any other animal that is unlucky enough to stumble into a Tusken is eaten and then turned into something to wear if there is anything left .
    And the bird I strangled and ate last year ,beak ,feet ,feathers and all might have been a parrot and I'm sure it squarked out something that sounded like ' FRAAAANNK' as I was biting it's skull in half . It could have been squarked in terror and agony but I guess we'll never know.


    Do you think you could chew up and swallow a bird's beak ?
     
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    Hmmm. I think that swallows' beaks are pretty small. I'll manage.

    What do you think of all those Tusken rights movements?
     
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    Oh , Ha Ha Ha !
    All what Tusken Rights Movements?
    I want you to go outside your house and find a worm . If you can't find a worm - a slug is a suitable substitute and in a real pinch a maggot can be used also .
    Then ,pick up your creature of choice and ask it what rights it has .
    It probably didn't respond and if it did you should log off instantly and start looking for a buyer for what I can guarantee would be fat stacks of loot . If that does happen - you're welcome.
    But anyway Tuskens have less rights that a fucking worm . Everyone hates us and as such we can't do shit .
    For example , there is a rule that no Tusken will be permitted inside any building owned by another person anywhere on Tatooine - unless they're wearing a clean , short -sleeved collered shirt !
    Do you know how many polo shirts I've found travelling the whole of this planet ? None .
    That's why we said , "Uh Uh, Fuck That Noise " and now we make our own rights . We have the right to raid ,rape,rob,steal , cheat,lie , pillage ,plunder ,kill , kidnap,tease, tortureand just straight out wreck shit when we see fit .


    On a completely unrelated topic do you have any polo shirts you wanna sell? It's for a freind off mine .
     
  13. Kelmourne

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    Polo shirts are for squares and nerds

    Why is the search tag for this thread "giant stalacnit mexico"?
     
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    So I googled "stalacnit" and your post is a first page result so it's hard to say what that even is.

    Any pets you'd really like to have?
     
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    I've always wanted both a dog and a cat, but I still live with my family and they're allergic. I used to have Guinea pigs though. They're cute, but they poo everywhere.
    If I had to go for something exotic, I'd try and raise a Raven from birth (provided I can move somewhere a bit out of the city).

    Would you ever consider a bird as a pet?
     
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    I'd like chickens on my farm, but that's not the same thing. A crow or raven or even an owl would be cool, and I'm very interested in the art of falconing. But I'll probably stick with mammals and maybe a bearded dragon.

    Anything specific you want done with your body when you die?
     
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    I would like my body stuffed and embalmed and I would like my crack pipe to be put in I'm mouth and then put some place nice and quiet so it's like I'm getting high for eternity.

    What is your favourite soft drink ?
     
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    Coke Vanilla. Rootbeer and Sprite are nice too. Dr. Enuf is probably superior to all 3 but can only really be found in the Tri-City area of Tennessee.

    Same Q
     
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    Root Beer (Philip's might be my favourite brand)

    Ever drink Soda by Philip's?
     
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    I can't say that I have, I don't know if I have ever seen it , what country is it sold in ?

    I was blasting fucking Lamb Of God this morning to drown out my bitchy neighbours jazz crap . It was great . Anyone else listen to them ?
     
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