Discussion in 'Spam....' started by I. R. Shogun, Jul 28, 2004.
feast on the brains.
do you enjoy brains?
He's ok but I enjoy Lady Penelope more
Have you ever had an experience or seen something you can't explain?
no, no i do not believe i have.
have you traveled overseas?
Yes to Britain.
Have you ever traveled by train to another country?
unfortunately, Australia doesn't have a land connection to another country. i have parachuted in though
ever been on a cruise?
I indeed have, around norway, very impressive
Ever bungee-jumped or gone skydiving?
does getting pushed out of a plane count? if not, no....
so, does getting pushed out of a plane count as skydiving?
Does jumping off a bridge count as bungee jumping?
does jumping off a table count as base jumping?
that's about as high as i like to go, so sure, why not.
does having a bath count as deep sea diving?
Depends how deep your bath is.
Does killing a cat count as animal abuse, since it has eight lives left?
I wouldn't think so, i believe you'd have to finish it off another 8 times.
if you sing in the morning, does that make you a bird?
Does sucking the happiness out of people make you a Dementor or school?
oh sheeeeeet, good question....
would both be an adequate answer?
I think so. Work would also be a right answer.
Am I a woman?
i'm not sure
have you checked?
Yes, I have. I think I’m an an hermaphrodite.
Do you think being one has its advantages?
doubles your chance of a date on a friday night
Which question did JIM ask?
Jim forgot to ask a question, cause Jim didn't get his brains today
Why oh why is Jim an idiot?
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