Discussion in 'Spam....' started by JIM, Dec 5, 2014.
bunch of fucktards who believe zombies are coming (for real, not like yours truly)
"Scientists have started to believe the unbelievable..."
Scientists? Which scientists? And why does it matter what they believe? Let them believe! Just because I believe in fairies that doesn't mean I need fake scientists in a 'documentary' to back me up.
I've only seen one and a half minute of this, and I already think it's hilarious!
EDIT: Oh boy, it gets even better. I've made it a habit to look up these 'scientists' to see if they're real or fake, so I googled "robert smith ottawa", and I found this:
What the f-?
I made love to a chick that was either a lump of dead wood or a zombie.. so I believe. haha She didnt bite me tho.. just groaned. I say zombie tho.
Now, wasn't there a bad batch of ice (meth) or something going around in the states not that long ago, that made people wander the streets and bite people? I swear I heard something about that.
On a serious note: I'm sorry but people are damn stupid! Zombies wont happen.
man, i got the whole zombie thing down
HAHAHAHAHAHA, doesn't surprise me, crazy bastard
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Firi are you telling me that you're not using your sciency mind and skills to make zombie weapons and such? Cause if not you're really letting the rest of us down! I mean we really trust scientists to do all the thinking stuff and making the super anti-zombie weapons!!
Oh, no, you'll have to ask Cyllíeth for these kinds of things (or I could ask her for you, as she hasn't been on TFF in ages). I'm a humanities person - my job is (or will be) to figure out how to deal with zombies, to contemplate their being and purpose and most of all their role in our culture(s), and to talk about it - mostly talk about it, nothing else, maybe write a book or two with some fancy philosophical analyses.
That, and to criticise the lack of scientificity (what an awful word) in the documentary above!
Oh, and it just came to mind that as I also study ancient languages and magic stuff, my skills might be used to, I don't know, summon demons to fight the zombies, which could be either super awesome or super catastrophic, or both!
Mathematical Modelling of Zombies?
death by strangelets!!
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