ant-racist jokes

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  1. Elvenwriter

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    you knew what i meant :(
     
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    I am like Stephen Colbert, the only race I can see is MEXICANS!
     
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    Inferior being, hmm? You sound like... A RACIST!!! :p
     
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    are we being racist toward ants? or am i late to make such an obvious joke?
     
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    yes, KB. we are being racist towards ants.

    why did the ant cross the road?

    to prove that he was man enough to not get stepped on!

    knock-knock
    who's there
    ant
    ant who?
    doctor who has an aunt? amazing!
     
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    haha?...I think...

    What's the difference betweem a racist and a chimpanzee? One has hair on its head and teeth
     
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    huh? both racists AND chimpanzees have hair on their head and teeth.... *is confused*


    ps- i know my jokes were lame :p
     
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    (rednecks dont have teeth)
     
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    Hey, what did the Ku Klux Klan say to me!

    AGGHHH STOP KILLING USSS. ALL WE ARE ARE STUPID INFERIOR BEINGS THAT SUCK AND ARE SMELLY!!!!!!!!
     
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    no offense, but that was the stupidest joke i've ever heard....
     
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    AHAHAHAHHA. wow. that was great.
     
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    Racism isn't funny guys.
     
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    yes,but making fun of racists is supposed to be
     
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    Exactly I am just so full of rage that I can't stop thinking of eating all the racists.

    Hey what did the Racist say to the other Racist!?

    "I'm an inferior being!"
     
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    what did the leader of the kkk say to yuan?

    "hey, you did what i told you to do right?"
    "yes master!" -yuan





    jk, yuan :p
     
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    Guess how Hitler really died?

    I WENT BACK IN TIME RIPPED OUT HIS HEART AND ATE IT.

    I think anti- prejudice jokes are more easy.
     
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    how many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    none. they're too lazy to do it themselves.
     
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    The answer is none, they hate being enlightend. BOOYAH!
     
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