ant-racist jokes

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  1. JOKER>man

    JOKER>man New Member

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    Q: Why is a racist like a drunk?
    A: Cos whatever they say ends in a slur.

    Q: What's the difference between a racist's house and a porcupine?
    A: With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
    Q: Why didn't the racist cross the road?
    A: He was afraid of the other side.

    Q: How does a racist pick his nose?
    A: From the mail-order catalogue.
     
  2. Jingojolene

    Jingojolene Wayfarer, heartlander

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    I like it. I hate racist people >.< Ignorance... *shudders*
     
  3. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    Agreed, Racist people make me want to punch them! What annoys me most is when a racist says something like "It's not racist, I'm just stating fact" AAARRRHGGG!!!!!

    lol.
     
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    Racism is the only reason I enjoy life. Don't judge guys.
     
  5. Elvenwriter

    Elvenwriter Mmmm, Spam

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    kaka, racists put the world back thousands of years. we are just now starting to recover. don't ruin it. :(
     
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    In all seriousness, racists don't set us back.

    It's the jews, the blacks and the a-rabs.
     
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    Elvenwriter Mmmm, Spam

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    huh? i didn't understand any of that.
     
  8. Kakashi

    Kakashi The Fighters Guide House Member

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    :sigh:

    I was being sarcastic. But considering you didn't understand me in the first place...
     
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    Elvenwriter Mmmm, Spam

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    sorry, i was having a moment when i read thaat, so i didn't get it. but i do now. lol.
     
  10. Raff the Sweetling

    Raff the Sweetling Threadkiller

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    Im black, so I cant be racist.
     
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    Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are black and racist
     
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    Elvenwriter Mmmm, Spam

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    yes you can. you can be racist against whites. and caucasians (jk, jk), and asians, and arabs, and native americans. lol
     
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    Raff the Sweetling Threadkiller

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    But.. but...but...WHATEVER CRACKER!
     
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    =,(

    you have no right to call me that

    [/sarcasm]
     
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    Raff the Sweetling Threadkiller

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    Alright, Im not really black. (only from the waist down)
    (that was'nt racist, that was stereotyping.)
     
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    Well I'm a german jew from pakistan that lives in iraq and has a fetish for jelly babies. :D

    I have a mixed up family... HA
     
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    Its nice to see you embrace your inner minority. *sigh* We have come a long way. *tear*
     
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    Elvenwriter Mmmm, Spam

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    i pride myself in being 'color blind'
     
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    Why did the racist cross the street?

    TO BE DESTROYED BY ME BECAUSE HE IS AN INFERIOR BEING!
     
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    So you only see black and white? Sounds pretty racist.