This one was simply....epic. (12:44 πμ) Sorillon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! *flees* (12:44 πμ) Merodach: GAH! (12:44 πμ) Sorillon: WHOA. (12:44 πμ) Merodach: *flees too* (12:44 πμ) Sorillon: RUUUUUN! (12:44 πμ) Merodach: WHOPEE! (12:44 πμ) Sorillon: NOOOOOO AAAAAGH! (12:45 πμ) Sorillon: *sprints away* (12:45 πμ) Merodach: YAAAAAAARGH! *faints* (12:45 πμ) Sorillon: PFNARF ANB BGARGLE! NOOOOOOO! *carries you* *screams in ear* (12:45 πμ) Merodach: GURGLAFS KELRNOBL HOOLRGUM! (12:45 πμ) Sorillon: OOLROPS MORGETH (12:46 πμ) Merodach: *wakes up, slaps Sor, runs with him* (12:46 πμ) Sorillon: LILSHRIP (12:46 πμ) Merodach: STAY FOCUSED THEY'RE BEHIND US! (12:46 πμ) Sorillon: RUUUUUN! AAAAAAAAAAAAGH I THINK IT SAW ME. (12:46 πμ) Merodach: MEARGHHHHH! (12:46 πμ) Sorillon: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (12:46 πμ) Merodach: IT SAW YOU!WITH ITS ONE BLIND EYE! (12:47 πμ) Sorillon: AND HEARD YOU WITH ITS DEAF EAR (12:47 πμ) Merodach: YEAAAAAARGH! IT'S AFTER US WITH ITS CRIPPLED LEGS! (12:47 πμ) Sorillon: AND MANGLED ARMS (12:48 πμ) Merodach: IT'S GONNA CHOMP US AND EAT US WITH ITS SEWED MOUTH (12:48 πμ) Sorillon: WITH NO TEETH (12:48 πμ) Merodach: AND NO GUMS! (12:48 πμ) Sorillon: AND NO JAW (12:48 πμ) Merodach: AND NO PUBIC HAIR! (12:49 πμ) Sorillon: THE PUBIC HAIR IS ON THE EYE (12:49 πμ) Merodach: THAT'S WHY IT'S BLIND! (12:49 πμ) Sorillon: EXACTLY (12:49 πμ) Merodach: RIGHT ON! (12:49 πμ) Sorillon: RUUUUUUUUUUUN (12:49 πμ) Merodach: RRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! (12:49 πμ) Sorillon: IT IS COMING WITH THE BACKWARDS FEET (12:49 πμ) Merodach: AND THE BACKSTREET BOYS ARE WITH IT! (12:49 πμ) Sorillon: WITH NSYNC (12:50 πμ) Merodach: IN THEIR COSTUMES! AND THEY'RE SINGING THOSE HORRIBLE...HORRIBLE SONGS! (12:50 πμ) Sorillon: LOUDLY RUN! *points to building* (12:50 πμ) Merodach: RUUUUUUUUUN! (12:50 πμ) Sorillon: That one should be safe. (12:51 πμ) Merodach: *follows Sor into building* (12:51 πμ) Sorillon: *looks harried* (12:51 πμ) Merodach: Bolt the door! *huffs puffs* (12:51 πμ) Sorillon: *barricades the door with iron bars* (12:51 πμ) Merodach: I CAN STILL HEAR THEM SING! (12:51 πμ) Sorillon: *sees shadows in the alleyway across the street* NOOOOOO! *cups your ears* (12:51 πμ) Merodach: UP THE STAIRS! RUUUUUUUUUN (12:51 πμ) Sorillon: *RUUUUUUUNS* (12:52 πμ) Sorillon: *stumbles up stairs* *trips over self* *rolls up them* (12:53 πμ) Merodach: *Helps Sor up, says that Backstreet Boys sing better than Nsync, then runs away while they fight with each other* (12:53 πμ) Sorillon: WAIT. NOOOOOOOOO! IT'S A TRAP (12:53 πμ) Merodach: *lols at admiral achbar joke* (12:54 πμ) Sorillon: WE CAN'T GO TO THE ROOF! IT'S A TRAP (12:54 πμ) Merodach: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!WHAT DO WE DOOOOOOOOOO> LET'S DIG DOWN LIKE IN MINECRAFT! (12:54 πμ) Sorillon: http://www.worleygig.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Billy-Idol.jpg (12:55 πμ) Sorillon: *this guy points from the stares* stairs* *brandishes diamond pick* *breaks blocks* *digs horizontally and not straight down* (12:56 πμ) Merodach: *puts 4 blocks of wood together, makes a bench, uses one stick and two diamond ore and makes sword* (12:56 πμ) Sorillon: *sees that guy approaching* *digs deeper* (12:56 πμ) Merodach: You dig , i protect us! (12:56 πμ) Sorillon: *digs* (12:56 πμ) Merodach: *hits billy idol with diamond sword* (12:56 πμ) Sorillon: *hears zombies* (12:56 πμ) Merodach: *kills him* (12:57 πμ) Sorillon: Creepers! (12:57 πμ) Merodach: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (12:57 πμ) Sorillon: *breaks into a cave system* (12:57 πμ) Merodach: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK BEHIND US! THE ZOMBIES ARE BETTER! (12:57 πμ) Sorillon: *points at all the lava and creepers everywhere* (12:57 πμ) Merodach: http://images.contactmusic.com/videoimages/sbmg/rick-astley-never-gonna-give-you-up.jpg (12:57 πμ) Sorillon: AAAAAAAAAGH! (12:57 πμ) Merodach: LOLRAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHGHGH! (12:58 πμ) Sorillon: *watches RICK ASTLEY DISSOLVE INTO SMOKE AND INFEST A CREEPER* (12:58 πμ) Merodach: WE CAN'T KILL HIM HE'S TOO POWERFUL! (12:58 πμ) Sorillon: *SCREAMS* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *watches him fire music note* (12:58 πμ) Merodach: RUUUUUUUUUUN! OVER THE LAVA RIVER!THE LAVA WILL SLOW THEM DOWN! (12:58 πμ) Sorillon: *leaps down and jumps the river* (12:59 πμ) Sorillon: *digs into the wall* (12:59 πμ) Merodach: RRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN....ohh diamond ore. *mines diamond* RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! (12:59 πμ) Sorillon: REDSTONE *mines* Wait. *has waterbucket* *grins* *mindlessly pours on lava* OBSIDIAN! *mines for an hour* (1:00 πμ) Merodach: I'VE GOT TNT! GIMME REDSTONE! (1:00 πμ) Sorillon: *gives redstone* *is still mining obsidian* (1:01 πμ) Merodach: *sets TNT near lava river and waits for rick astley to pass lava and come close. Then ignites TNT from a distance with redstone* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (1:01 πμ) Sorillon: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! *shields us* (1:01 πμ) Merodach: *explosion sets off nearby creepers(for no apparent reason* IT'S A CAVE IN! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! (1:01 πμ) Sorillon: *RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNS* (1:02 πμ) Sorillon: ((Minus random song.)) (1:03 πμ) Sorillon: *is blasted into the air by massive explosion* (1:04 πμ) Merodach: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR! (1:04 πμ) Sorillon: *looks down at massive crater* *floats* Oh, well. There goes the buildings. I think they're dead. (1:04 πμ) Merodach: BUT HE'S STILL ALIVE!http://images.contactmusic.com/videoimages/sbmg/rick-astley-never-gonna-give-you-up.jpg (1:04 πμ) Sorillon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! (1:05 πμ) Sorillon: *sees the astley creeper still floating in the lava far below* (1:05 πμ) Merodach: MLABFARRRRRRRGGGGGGHH!!!!! (1:05 πμ) Sorillon: OOOOLAAAAAALLLLOOOOPRAAAAAAAAR (1:06 πμ) Sorillon: *watches him summon leaping bartender zombie and dancing blobgirls (1:06 πμ) Merodach: HE'S FLYING NOW! AND HE'S MUMBLING SOMETHING!I THINK HE'S SAYING SOMETHING LIKE "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP"! HE'S AFTER US! FOREVER! (1:06 πμ) Sorillon: FOREVER HE'S GONNA RUN AROUND AND HURT US NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (1:07 πμ) Merodach: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (1:07 πμ) Sorillon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO! *gibber* (1:07 πμ) Merodach: *shrieks harder and louder than ever before* (1:07 πμ) Sorillon: *shrieks alongside* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (1:08 πμ) Sorillon: *pierces reality with shriek* (1:08 πμ) Merodach: SOMEONE'S WITH HIM! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK! http://scrapetv.com/News/News Pages/Business/images-3/Michael-Jackson-Thriller.jpg (1:08 πμ) Sorillon: *wails and the air ripples around us* *the world begins to crack* (1:08 πμ) Merodach: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (1:09 πμ) Merodach: YOUR SHRIEK IS DESTROYING THE VERY FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE! (1:09 πμ) Sorillon: *blasts it down* (1:09 πμ) Merodach: AND YET THEY'RE STILL COMING! (1:09 πμ) Sorillon: *entire world map vanishes in a white haze* *it disappears into flat bedrock* (1:10 πμ) Merodach: ohh much nicer....now to plant some treess (1:10 πμ) Sorillon: *covers bedrock with a layer of smooth stone* (1:11 πμ) Sorillon: *covers stone with lava* *covers lava with thick obsidian* *covers with stone* *covers with diamonds and redstone in single layer* *covers with dirt* (1:11 πμ) Merodach: put the diamonds on ground level plz.Tired of only finding coal up above (1:12 πμ) Sorillon: *puts all the diamonds to coat the surface of the planet* (1:12 πμ) Merodach: no you dummy!We need iron pickaxes to mine them. The diamonds will just go to waste if we don;t find any iron first! (1:13 πμ) Sorillon: *puts a huge and deep iron deposit in a corner* (1:14 πμ) Merodach: cool. I'll make us a shelter in case they come back. You mine wood and coal and iron and then we're off for some diamond mining! (1:14 πμ) Sorillon: *builds a mountain and makes a shelter in it* (1:15 πμ) Merodach: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!IT'S A MOUSE! (1:15 πμ) Sorillon: I saw this series of Minecraft videos where the guy made a shelter that connected to a greenhouse and defensive tower. (1:16 πμ) Sorillon: *plagiarizes construction* (1:16 πμ) Merodach: lol yeah minecraft rocks. My shelter IS an entire mountain dug up from the inside. Took me two weeks to do it. And i only found 9 diamonds in the process (1:16 πμ) Sorillon: Hah, this might look measly. (1:17 πμ) Merodach: i know, i've seen this before. Huge fan of X (1:17 πμ) Sorillon: Oh, really? *laughs* But yeah, this. (1:17 πμ) Merodach: lol why? (1:17 πμ) Sorillon: Dunno. (1:17 πμ) Merodach: lolf (1:18 πμ) Sorillon: BECAUSE. BECAUSE CROPS. (1:18 πμ) Merodach: AND COW DUNG! (1:18 πμ) Sorillon: WE SHALL MARCH FOR BOVINE FREEDOM. AND HOLD OUR LARGE HEADS HIGH. WE WILL RUN FREE WITH THE BUFFALO OR DIE. (1:19 πμ) Merodach: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! THEY'RE BACK! AND THEY'RE OUT FOR SOME BOVINE MEAT! (1:19 πμ) Sorillon: GET INSIDE. *opens door* (1:20 πμ) Sorillon: Did you like when he left for the Death Mountain? (1:21 πμ) Merodach: nah...although i could relate to him. There was nothing left to explore at the X-system. So he up and left. I feel this way too right now cuz i've exlored a great. GREAT deal of caves in the areas below and surrounding my shelter. (1:22 πμ) Sorillon: Especially because he ended up dying out there and was like "I'm done with this." (1:22 πμ) Merodach: but i didn't cross the ocean to find adventure. I just made a really, REAAALLY long line of rails and connected my shelter to an entirely new area (1:22 πμ) Sorillon: Yeah. (1:22 πμ) Merodach: he posted a few more videos though (1:22 πμ) Sorillon: But he did have that one other guy help him get back. (1:23 πμ) Merodach: yes with a map (1:23 πμ) Sorillon: And grab his crafting bench. (1:24 πμ) Merodach: and his other stuff...i thought he was gonna stay there and try again but he went back to the X-System. Seriously though, Mojang must find a way for us to change our spawn location (1:24 πμ) Sorillon: I thought there was a way to do that. (1:24 πμ) Merodach: nop, none that i know of (1:24 πμ) Sorillon: Have you ever gone to the edge of the minecraft world? (1:25 πμ) Merodach: but i'm a new player(two weeks remember?) so maybe they did and i just don't know about it (1:25 πμ) Sorillon: Oh, okay. Yeah. (1:25 πμ) Merodach: no, i haven't tried...Three times the real world they say. (1:26 πμ) Sorillon: Eventually it just stops being able to make the land form correctly and then stops. (1:26 πμ) Merodach: too many blocks? (1:26 πμ) Sorillon: Like huge crevices and canyons. It's just a number problem. (1:26 πμ) Merodach: lol that would be fun! (1:27 πμ) Sorillon: It's less a block thing and more a computer thing (1:27 πμ) Merodach: yeah too much data i guess for it to handle (1:29 πμ) Sorillon: Interesting. Might download it. (1:30 πμ) Merodach: i thought you were playing it, As in you already had it. (1:30 πμ) Sorillon: No, I just know things (1:30 πμ) Merodach: LOOOOOOOOL (1:30 πμ) Sorillon: Heh. (1:31 πμ) Sorillon: See I know enough about it to know obsidian takes forever. And about redstone switches and explosive creepers. (1:31 πμ) Merodach: ok i don;t believe you. You can;t know this much without EVER playing it or watching someone else play it (1:32 πμ) Sorillon: I watched X play it. (1:32 πμ) Merodach: me too. And then i bought it. And it rocks! (1:34 πμ) Sorillon: It's like 10 dollars now? (1:35 πμ) Sorillon: I sneeze into that. (1:36 πμ) Sorillon: Done. (1:36 πμ) Merodach: it was ten dollars from the start. It's Pre-purchase. The game is in Alpha now, you pre-purchase it for 10 euro and play the alpha in the meantime. When it comes out, it's gonna sell for 20euro, but, because you pre-purchased it, you don't have to spend a penny more. And you get to have fun while you wait (1:36 πμ) Sorillon: Yeah. (1:37 πμ) Merodach: well to tell the truth, it's been a long time since an open-ended game got me so hooked. Last time was never. (1:37 πμ) Sorillon: Hah. (1:38 πμ) Merodach: Gotta go, got an early day tomorrow. But this convo is going on TFF, right up to the point we started talking about the game.