An Ozland joke - adult rated!

Discussion in 'Joke Board' started by Overread, Apr 26, 2011.

  1. Zane Fireflyte

    Zane Fireflyte The Persistant Cat Wizard

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2011
    Messages:
    166
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Location:
    East Greenwich, RI
    Ratings:
    +0 / 0 / -0
    Okay.
    What do lawyers do when they get constipated?






    Work it out with a pencil!
     
  2. Julie

    Julie Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2011
    Messages:
    1,293
    Likes Received:
    31
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Belgium
    Ratings:
    +41 / 0 / -0
    I give up.

    Wait, that's the joke? I don't get it.:eek:
     
  3. ShadowStar

    ShadowStar New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 11, 2011
    Messages:
    168
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Location:
    New Zealand
    Ratings:
    +2 / 0 / -0
    Neither! :p
     
  4. AlphaAlex

    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2008
    Messages:
    8,691
    Likes Received:
    214
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Location:
    Australia
    Ratings:
    +307 / 3 / -0
    you really want me to explain it?



    not bad.


    I have far far worse jokes but I'm not posting them.
     
  5. Sevi

    Sevi Pocałunek!

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2008
    Messages:
    4,525
    Likes Received:
    100
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Location:
    Girisha
    Ratings:
    +100 / 0 / -0
    You are over 15 and still didnt get those jokes? AND you have access to the internet??...also I thought the adult ratings were for people under 18. At least where I come from.
     
  6. JIM

    JIM zombie Turncoat

    Joined:
    May 28, 2008
    Messages:
    6,537
    Likes Received:
    212
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Location:
    chasing the zombies
    Ratings:
    +329 / 1 / -0
    I agree Sevi. ive asked for an 18+ thread so i can put my really bad parody music. no reply from Sky yet
     
  7. Julie

    Julie Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2011
    Messages:
    1,293
    Likes Received:
    31
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Belgium
    Ratings:
    +41 / 0 / -0
    Ohhhh I get the pencil joke. :)
     
  8. AlphaAlex

    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2008
    Messages:
    8,691
    Likes Received:
    214
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Location:
    Australia
    Ratings:
    +307 / 3 / -0
    No point, I asked a while ago and the answer was no.
     
  9. AlphaAlex

    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2008
    Messages:
    8,691
    Likes Received:
    214
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Location:
    Australia
    Ratings:
    +307 / 3 / -0
    A flea is at a bar when all of a sudden his flea friend walks in soaking wet.
    He asks his friend, "Hey why are you all wet"
    His friend says, "Last night I slept in a man's beard and he drooled all over me"
    After a few drinks the first flea says, "Listen mate, what you need to do is find a warm hairy vagina to sleep in.
    "Ok I'll try that tonight" replies the friend.

    The next day the same two fleas are at the bar again and the second flea is still soaked.
    The first flea asks, "Mate, didn't you take my advice?"
    The second flea responds with a grumpy look, "yeah I did! I was all warm and snug in the vagina hair but when I woke up, I was back in the man's beard!"
     
  10. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2009
    Messages:
    7,088
    Likes Received:
    47
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Scotland.
    Ratings:
    +64 / 0 / -0
    Haha
    I do get the jokes, and understand them just as much as anybody else. These days, over 12 year olds do what only 18+ should do...
    I'd heard the lawyer one before
     
  11. Julie

    Julie Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2011
    Messages:
    1,293
    Likes Received:
    31
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Belgium
    Ratings:
    +41 / 0 / -0
    I already had to laugh when I read this:

    Imagine a flea having a beer or something. Haha!
    Mm, it was funnier yesterday when I had a couple of mojito's.
     
  12. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2009
    Messages:
    7,088
    Likes Received:
    47
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Scotland.
    Ratings:
    +64 / 0 / -0
    heh
    I'd sort of guessed what'd happen once the flea said he'd been in a man's beard and got wet.
     
  13. Julie

    Julie Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2011
    Messages:
    1,293
    Likes Received:
    31
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Belgium
    Ratings:
    +41 / 0 / -0
    There's your sick and twisted mind again!!! :D
     
  14. Eris

    Eris Figment Of Imagination

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2011
    Messages:
    160
    Likes Received:
    3
    Trophy Points:
    18
    Location:
    Dark Side Of The Moon
    Ratings:
    +4 / 0 / -0
    It was a really old one :D
     
  15. AlphaAlex

    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2008
    Messages:
    8,691
    Likes Received:
    214
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Location:
    Australia
    Ratings:
    +307 / 3 / -0
    Vampire: "I vant to suck your.."
    Girl: "Oh no Mr. Vampire, please don't suck my blood."
    Vampire: "Who said anything about blood?"
     
  16. WildPony

    WildPony New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2011
    Messages:
    197
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Location:
    The Wilderlans
    Ratings:
    +1 / 0 / -0
    lovely AA... ugh.

    Naughty, you guys shouldn't be comprehending these jokes! Haha!
     
  17. JIM

    JIM zombie Turncoat

    Joined:
    May 28, 2008
    Messages:
    6,537
    Likes Received:
    212
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Location:
    chasing the zombies
    Ratings:
    +329 / 1 / -0
    i got a yes, but a reminder that underage peoples still have access to it and there were many more age restrictive sites where the music i like is more appropriate. basically a if you must, but if i get complaints ima kick u in the **** (self censored)
     
  18. AlphaAlex

    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2008
    Messages:
    8,691
    Likes Received:
    214
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Location:
    Australia
    Ratings:
    +307 / 3 / -0
    fair enough
     
  19. Zane Fireflyte

    Zane Fireflyte The Persistant Cat Wizard

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2011
    Messages:
    166
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Location:
    East Greenwich, RI
    Ratings:
    +0 / 0 / -0
    Wait, AlphaAlex, why does the girl have a male crotch part?
    (thinks for a second)
    Aww, that's GROSS!
    By the way, I told the seven dwaves joke at school today a few times, and the people I told it to understood it.

    And also, why do sharks make terrible lawyers?



    They're too nice!
     
  20. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2009
    Messages:
    7,088
    Likes Received:
    47
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Scotland.
    Ratings:
    +64 / 0 / -0
    How old are you Zane?
    I don't think we should be here, poking our noses down under






    in Australia