Discussion in 'Joke Board' started by Overread, Apr 26, 2011.
What do lawyers do when they get constipated?
Work it out with a pencil!
I give up.
Wait, that's the joke? I don't get it.
you really want me to explain it?
I have far far worse jokes but I'm not posting them.
You are over 15 and still didnt get those jokes? AND you have access to the internet??...also I thought the adult ratings were for people under 18. At least where I come from.
I agree Sevi. ive asked for an 18+ thread so i can put my really bad parody music. no reply from Sky yet
Ohhhh I get the pencil joke.
No point, I asked a while ago and the answer was no.
A flea is at a bar when all of a sudden his flea friend walks in soaking wet.
He asks his friend, "Hey why are you all wet"
His friend says, "Last night I slept in a man's beard and he drooled all over me"
After a few drinks the first flea says, "Listen mate, what you need to do is find a warm hairy vagina to sleep in.
"Ok I'll try that tonight" replies the friend.
The next day the same two fleas are at the bar again and the second flea is still soaked.
The first flea asks, "Mate, didn't you take my advice?"
The second flea responds with a grumpy look, "yeah I did! I was all warm and snug in the vagina hair but when I woke up, I was back in the man's beard!"
I do get the jokes, and understand them just as much as anybody else. These days, over 12 year olds do what only 18+ should do...
I'd heard the lawyer one before
I already had to laugh when I read this:
Imagine a flea having a beer or something. Haha!
Mm, it was funnier yesterday when I had a couple of mojito's.
I'd sort of guessed what'd happen once the flea said he'd been in a man's beard and got wet.
There's your sick and twisted mind again!!!
It was a really old one
Vampire: "I vant to suck your.."
Girl: "Oh no Mr. Vampire, please don't suck my blood."
Vampire: "Who said anything about blood?"
lovely AA... ugh.
Naughty, you guys shouldn't be comprehending these jokes! Haha!
i got a yes, but a reminder that underage peoples still have access to it and there were many more age restrictive sites where the music i like is more appropriate. basically a if you must, but if i get complaints ima kick u in the **** (self censored)
Wait, AlphaAlex, why does the girl have a male crotch part?
(thinks for a second)
Aww, that's GROSS!
By the way, I told the seven dwaves joke at school today a few times, and the people I told it to understood it.
And also, why do sharks make terrible lawyers?
They're too nice!
How old are you Zane?
I don't think we should be here, poking our noses down under
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