An Ozland joke - adult rated!

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  1. Overread

    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    What is the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?










































































    Australian kisses are downunder....:eek:
     
  2. Julie

    Julie Well-Known Member

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    Hahahaha that's good:D
     
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    I liked that one!

    So, the 7 dwarves were taking a bath... 6 of them were feeling happy. So Happy got out.
     
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    Haha!
     
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  6. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    heh heh

    I'm too young to understand, and may not listen

    laughing because I'm guessing it's funny?
     
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    Julie Well-Known Member

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    Aw, so innocent!

    OR, it's your responsibility to explain.
     
  8. Overread

    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    butbut but he said he wouldn't listen!

    besides its an OZland joke Alex should explain it!
     
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    Alex is probably going to make it even dirtier and Druids young mind will be corrupted forever..
     
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    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    yeah but it will be all AA#s fault then not mine
     
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    Hmmm well this is kind of shared responsibility and our posts now proove it.. :p
     
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    Nah, it's Druids fault, be calm guys. This threat is adult rated. Look above. It's his fault his mind will be never this innocent again. ^^
     
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    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    wait shared -- oh dear - this can't go well for Druids mind now
     
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    Haha! :D

    Okay let's say it's Druids fault, nice compromise..
     
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    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    ahh yeah good point Running - yepyep agerated thread is agerated!
     
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    Hehe... I wash my hands of this affair. Everyone else is to blame! :p
     
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    I've heard these jokes before, and a few others :p
     
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    mwahaha
     
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    Zane Fireflyte The Persistant Cat Wizard

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    Okay, here's one:

    A nun is taking a bath when she hears a knock at the door.
    "Who is it?" she asks.
    "The blind man."
    The nun thought for a moment, then decide that since he was blind and couldn't see anything, it was okay for him to enter.
    "Come in!" she said.
    Then, a man walks in holding a big pile of curtains and says, "Where do you want the blinds?"
     
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    Play on words, good joke

    *innocently*
    I don't see anything funny in that

    My fault!? I've always been told that the adult ratings aren't really needed for people over the age of 15 (like me)