A true spam thread

Discussion in 'Spam....' started by S.J. Faerlind, Sep 20, 2013.

  1. S.J. Faerlind

    S.J. Faerlind Flashlight Shadowhunter

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    This is the most ridiculous thing I could come up with:

    Let your head fall forward onto your keyboard. What keys did it hit?

    yt

    ^^that's kinda sad really, for many reasons :D
     
  2. Lord Yuan

    Lord Yuan Death-Thousand+

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    I'm sitting back and my head is already swimming so I'll lie to you right now and pretend that I hit my head on my keyboard.

    iogf

    whoa wow, not words, hey whaaaat
     
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    anonymous the king

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    Lord Yuan Death-Thousand+

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    Our exhaustion is palpable.
     
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    Greybeard Geezer

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    ikoloju

    Yes, I have a big head. It's chock full of useless information.

    Not sure how I got two Os in there, but it's pronounceable, and I intend to use it for a character - or possibly place - name in a story some day.
     
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    Raraldor Well-Known Member

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    hujny

    mine sure isn't a good name :p
     
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    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

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    Im using a touch screen and dont want to crack it with my hard head :p
     
  8. S.J. Faerlind

    S.J. Faerlind Flashlight Shadowhunter

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    think positive: it might be an acronym!
    I
    Own
    Great
    Fortitude
    for example :D

    hahahaha....that gives new life to the random character name generator concept....

    modern technology....it's just not built to last :p
     
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    Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    iou

    That was actually mostly my nose and a little bit of my forehead.
     
  10. Lord Yuan

    Lord Yuan Death-Thousand+

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    Imagining people doing this across the world is pretty golden.
     
  11. S.J. Faerlind

    S.J. Faerlind Flashlight Shadowhunter

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    A fellowship of spam!
    I kinda like it :)
     
  12. Taliesyn

    Taliesyn It's a feral reality out there, kids.

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    My head hit the keyboard, and these are the keys that it hit:

    Talk about random.
     
  13. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    I thought "Big head, and only seven letters? Ha, I can do better than that with my huge forehead!"

    And what did I get?

    gh
     
  14. S.J. Faerlind

    S.J. Faerlind Flashlight Shadowhunter

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    Wow Eph! You must have fingers growing out of your forehead!

    Size has nothing to do with it. It's all about topography!

    Try #2 on a different part of the keyboard:

    ki

    ^^huh.
    This has a few more possibilities though:
    ki ki ki ki ki
    :D