A riddle rated G

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  1. Isis

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    This is more of a riddle than a joke, but i'll post it in here anyway:

    A man and his son are driving and get into an accident. The father dies and his son is rushed to the hospital. The doctor on duty takes one look at the boy and says "I can't operate on him, he's my son."

    Why can't the doctor operate on the boy?
     
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    The Doctor is the mother.
     
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    doleniel Elven High Priestess

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    What is greater than God, more evil than the Devil, poor men have it, rich men need it, and if you eat it, you will die?
     
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    nothing! :D
     
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    release dates for ROTK EE?
     
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    Because he is his son!
     
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    But seriously, I agree. The mother.
     
  9. Isis

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    yeah it is the mother, and yes i know it was a lame riddle. lol blame my dad. he told it to me. and believe it or not, he said it had taken him forever to get it. i got it almost right away.
     
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    *snorts* Men!

    Arwen, thats right. It was pretty easy, but some at my lunch table did not get it.
     
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    *l* I knew that one too. Apparently kindergarden kids get it more than academics.