A Letter from Hell.

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  1. Silvermune

    Silvermune New Member

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    A husband and wife were supposed to go on a trip to Florida together, but the wife was delayed and the husband went a day ahead of her. When the man checked in he saw there was a computer in his room so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address and without realizing his error, he sent the message.

    Meanwhile, somewhere in Wisconsin a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from her relatives and friends. After reading the first message she fainted dead away. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

    To: My loving wife
    Subject: I've just reached my destination
    Date: 13 Oct 2006

    I’m sure you are surprised to hear from me. I’ve just arrived and been checked in. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones! I also checked and found that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Look forward to seeing you.

    P.S. It’s really hot down here!
     
  2. AlphaAlex

    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

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    not bad. :p
     
  3. Emelie

    Emelie Queen of darkness

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    Hahahaha xD
     
  4. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    But... why didn't she look at the email address of the sender? Isn't that the first (or at least second) thing you look at when you get an email?
     
  6. Kakashi

    Kakashi The Fighters Guide House Member

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    Well if he was able to type in the wrong address chances are the two were very similar so she probably just did a spot check and it passed
     
  7. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    She's an old woman; she probable needed help switching on the computer.
     
  8. Silvermune

    Silvermune New Member

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    well if you were an older woman just got back from your husbands funeral and saw an email entitled 'my loving wife' I think it might slip past your mind possibly.
     
  9. Cascador

    Cascador Who's Anakin?

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    Lol that was a good one. Nice find Silvermune...