a hysterical parody of eotw

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  1. shaiel

    shaiel Chumai Tardaad

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    Elan Morin Tedronai The Forsaken

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    aaaaaahahahahahaha
     
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    shaiel Chumai Tardaad

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    the candygram part is one of my favorites, also:

    "I dream of being naked in public," said Mat. "Like in some kind of tavern. I'm dancing, and sleazy men in raincoats are throwing money at me." He went on, a faraway look in his eyes. "My da says it's just a crazy dream, and that I should forget about it and go into horse trading like him. Well, maybe it is a crazy dream -- but darn it, it's my dream. And I don't care what anybody says, I'm gonna be a star!"

    and the royal tree, do not climb sign... oh god, it's SO funny :)
     
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    Elan Morin Tedronai The Forsaken

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    Hahah, thanks for posting that it was heaps funny. If u havent already, try www.shadowburn.com/wotnow for more Wheel of Time funnynessness.
     
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    shaiel Chumai Tardaad

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    i love wot now! my favorite is where rand says "nice rack" to avi and she puts a spear through him. LMAO!
     
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    Elan Morin Tedronai The Forsaken

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    Lol. That Shadowburn guys heaps funny. He's got a bit of an arse obsession though. Whats with all the spears in arses all the time. Still, i loved it when Rand/LTT shoved a giganto battleship up Rahvin's arse.
     
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    shaiel Chumai Tardaad

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    and the latest one, with the boot lodged in mat's arse. yeah, i don't know what it is with him. i think wot now is classic, depsite the butt thing. :)
     
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    lol. The parody was great. :D

    That's why the flame and the void was invented. :eek:
     
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    Hehe, that is hilarious. My favorites:

     
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    Elan Morin Tedronai The Forsaken

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    New favourite : When Lan kills a Myrddraal but then finds out he's actually a blind albino who needs to wear a deep black cowl to protect him from the sun, i laughed for ages after reading that.
     
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    shaiel Chumai Tardaad

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    i like "i see you banging the daughter heir of andor, a psycho aiel, and - holy crap!"