A funny little song my history teacher taught the class... rated PG-13

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  1. Dystopia Eternal

    Dystopia Eternal The Windbringer

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    Sing to the tune of "Frere Jaques"

    Marajuana
    Marajuana
    P-O-T
    P-O-T
    Ayatollah makes it;
    Jimmy Carter takes it.
    Why can't we?
    Why can't we?


    yeah my history teacher's a funny guy.
     
  2. Harrison

    Harrison The Best Beatle

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    That's great.
     
  3. jamespb

    jamespb New Member

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    I can not get it.will you pm me?
     
  4. olivia_the_lamb

    olivia_the_lamb Moderator Staff Member

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    lolol that is one funny song
     
  5. Princess Celebmirril

    Princess Celebmirril PRINCESS

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    Wow I have heard it a different way I heard it as.

    Marajuana
    Marajuane
    L-S-D
    L-S-D
    Mr. Johnson Makes It
    All the Teachers Take It
    Why Can't We
    Why Can't We
     
  6. doleniel

    doleniel Elven High Priestess

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    lol! The first version sounds like something Mr Skidmore (the coolest history teacher on the planet) would come up with.
     
  7. pinkflyingwalruses

    pinkflyingwalruses Beatnik

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    ah, I want a history teacher like that!!!! all mine are cool, but have the old-dad-like sense of humor.