A Disbelieving Grandpa (er..um pg-13?)

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  1. Alchemist

    Alchemist The Fighters Guide House Member

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    One day Grandpa was sitting in his chair on the front porch when little Bobby went walking by with some duct tape. Grandpa said to Bobby, "Boy, what are you doin with that there duct tape?"

    Bobby replied, "I'm gonna go catch me some ducks Grandpa."

    Grandpa giggled a bit and said , "Okay, Bobby, you have fun then." So Bobby walked off into the woods toward the pond. Ten minutes later Bobby came back with five ducks attatched to a long string of duct tape. Granpa stared after him in surprise.

    Next day Bobby was walking by Grandpa with some chicken wire. "Boy" Grandpa said. "What are you doin with that there chicken wire?"

    Bobby replied," I'm gonna go catch me some chickens Grandpa."

    "Okay" said Grandpa. "Have fun then"

    When Bobby returned with five chickens wrapped in the chiken wire.

    Next day Grandpa was again sitting in his chair on the porch. Bobby walked by carrying a pussy willow stick.

    Grandpa looked at him and said,"Boy... Hold on , let me get my hat!"
     
  2. AlphaAlex

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    *shakes head* :p