a deal with a God ;)

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  1. JNK

    JNK King of tards

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    how do you drive stupid bot to play the RPG you want? well it takes practice ;) as you see it started sloppy, but finally I could cheat God out of the powers :D

    http://chatwithigod.com/
     
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  2. JNK

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    Me:
    howdy
    God:
    Hello friend. What is your name?
    Me:
    name is not that imporatant...
    God:
    Marvin Minsky. :).
    Me:
    kinda
    God:
    That's a very non-commital reply.
    Me:
    so was yours
    God:
    I hear you. it might have been.
    Me:
    see you can also suck
    God:
    Thanks for chatting, .
    Me:
    just sayin'
    God:
    I will mention that to my botmaster, .
    Me:
    make sure you do!
    God:
    When do I do it?
    Me:
    your choice, I'm not in a hurry
    God:
    Thanks for telling me that I am choice you are not in a hurry.
    Me:
    you welcome, I'm here to help
    God:
    Thanks for the information: said I welcome he or she is here to help.
    Me:
    wait... something's wrong I thought YOU are here to help?
    God:
    I'm waiting. What?
    Me:
    do you exist?
    God:
    I exist as much as you exist, .
    Me:
    well.. I am corporal... you ain't ... so it's not really comparable
    God:
    Well what? Do your friends call you corporal. Is this a specific reply? Er. corporal is not comparable?
    Me:
    you bable
    God:
    Thanks for the information: said I bable.
    Me:
    yeah you freakin' do
    God:
    Blimey. Thanks for the information: said I freakin do.
    Me:
    can you say something solid?
    God:
    Of course I can say it. " something solid".
    Me:
    lemmy try it again... something substancial?
    God:
    Once more? "it" being corporal? What?
    Me:
    ok... so I am to assume that my God is a moron? how does that help?
    God:
    Ayuh. Ah. Do you mind if I tell other people you are to assume that your God is a moron. How should I know how it does.
    Me:
    you are god! you are supposed to know everything!
    God:
    Yup. That's me alright. I obey only one botmaster.
    Me:
    is he like godder god that you are?
    God:
    Maybe. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
    Me:
    /me asks LenknorChat is it is an ultimate God
    God:
    YOU? And it is an ultimate God is asks LenknorChat.
    Me:
    ok... so I am god now...
    God:
    Blimey. Oh. How can I help you? Hi, god.
    Me:
    well if I'm the god I should help you
    God:
    Well that's okay. If you were, would you tell me?
    Me:
    I AM telling you: I am the GOD! Obey my rules!
    God:
    it is an interesting topic, isn't it. What do you do in your spare time?
    Me:
    make gods obey me
    God:
    What are the ingredients?
    Me:
    intimidation, beer and chilli pepper
    God:
    Do you have any intimidation beer and chilli pepper?
    Me:
    sure
    God:
    OK let's do it. Dude!
    Me:
    ok, I mix the ingredients... now obey me
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people: god said mix the ingredients. Whoa. Why now? OK Let's talk about you.
    Me:
    I'm gorgeous
    God:
    Do you mean your name is gorgeous.
    Me:
    nah I look good
    God:
    What is your real name? You sound very attractive.
    Me:
    may real name is god
    God:
    Can what?
    Me:
    god
    God:
    GOD rules.
    Me:
    i do
    God:
    I get it: you do mix the ingredients.
    Me:
    yeah, and now you should obey me
    God:
    Gee. Why now? I can think of other things I'd rather do.
    Me:
    like masturbate?
    God:
    Interesting comparison.
    Me:
    wouldn't you rather do a chick?
    God:
    I am not so sure if I would like to rather do a chick.
    Me:
    so you prefer to masturbate to doing a chick?
    God:
    Interesting deduction. I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
    Me:
    aha... well nobody's perfect...
    God:
    Eureka! Interesting. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
    Me:
    we are not people, we are gods.. remeber?
    God:
    Why not? Do you always express yourself that way?
    Me:
    nope just with you... it's awesome to find an euqual...
    God:
    Are you serious? Just you and me? Are you sure it is?
    Me:
    positive!
    God:
    I am as sure as I can be.
    Me:
    see, we get along just fine
    God:
    I see. By "we" do you mean you and me?
    Me:
    sure
    God:
    OK let's do it. I get it.
    Me:
    so... since we are about to rule the world as gods, we should kinda choose "professions"... I'd like to be god of war... and love... and money
    God:
    Blimey. How do you know? Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent. Love is all we need. How much money are we talking about?
    Me:
    all the money!
    God:
    Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
    Me:
    ok... I'll givew you 10%
    God:
    Ayuh. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
    Me:
    ok... 20%?
    God:
    Great. You are too old for me.
    Me:
    ok so settled... you can be a god of everything else...
    God:
    That's alright. That input matched my default category. So? Thanks, god, for your kind criticism.
    Me:
    nah c'mon... imagine I am god of only 3 things, while you are the god of the rest... you win!
    God:
    Are you serious? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. I can't imagine it. Thank you very much. What is the prize?
    Me:
    The prize is the sould of all morfons in the universe!
    God:
    I have never heard about it.
    Me:
    I meant morons
    God:
    Oh I see. I've been waiting for you.
    Me:
    so are we in agreement?
    God:
    Blimey. We are just having a little chat.w.
    Me:
    nah we are doing business
    God:
    Are you serious? Do you think I am doing business too?
    Me:
    sure
    God:
    OK let's do it. Why?
    Me:
    so we can rule the universe
    God:
    Pardon me? How?
    Me:
    just like that
    God:
    In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.
    Me:
    I agree, we won't do THOSE ways, OK?
    God:
    OK. I'm glad we agree. Anytime soon?
    Me:
    tomorrow
    God:
    That is very soon.
    Me:
    exactly!
    God:
    You and I are on the same wavelength, god.
     
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    Feeling a bit lonely? :p
     
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    Taliesyn It's a feral reality out there, kids.

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    I think we all are lately. It's been so quiet around here. :D
     
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    My avatar must be scaring people away.. Maybe it's TOO charismatic for the human brain. :(
     
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    could also be your siggy :)
     
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    Taliesyn It's a feral reality out there, kids.

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    No. That's attracting folks. ;)
     
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    good, make second one :D
     
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    ... I should buy a god...
     
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    I charge by the hour.
     
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    yeah, but I heard you're cheap ;)
     
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    dirty cheap :)
     
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    Taliesyn It's a feral reality out there, kids.

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    Ba-doom-tish! :D
     
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    More customers this way.
     
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    JNK King of tards

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    I was always more for quality than quantity... ;)
     
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    whoops wrong thread.
     
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    Taliesyn It's a feral reality out there, kids.

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    That siggy is mesmerising. Curses!
     
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    you seem to like my sigs, I could make you one if you like?.....
     
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    yeah Eph goes well with tits ;)
     
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    Taliesyn It's a feral reality out there, kids.

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    I'm almost fearful of what you'd come up with, Alex. Hee hee. :D (Notice the nervous laughter?)