A Call To Arms

Discussion in 'General' started by Liadan, Feb 8, 2008.

  1. Liadan

    Liadan Insert Title Here

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    My beloved friends, for far too long have we been inactive. For far too long have we let our passions slumber, resting underneath a facade of passivity as we let the world of TFF go on by, untouched by our influence, which some call madness... and others call genius.

    Some of the founding members have moved on, and we pray that they may yet return to us, whereupon they will be welcomed with cries of joy. Some yet remain, dormant, hibernating - waiting until the winter has passed and spring returns, allowing them to return to walk abroad once more. Others yet have joined to swell our ranks. And so does the cycle of nature continue on, with the younglings joining the pack as we begin to rouse from our long slumber.

    Brothers and sisters, I call you to arms. For far too long has this forum known only peace, quiet, and tranquility. Who now remembers the days of old, in which we were feared, in which we wreaked terror and havoc amidst the shaking innocents and newcomers amongst TFF?

    I say that I do. And the elders remember as well, and so we passed on the tales to the younger generations, hoping that the time would one day come... as it has now.

    We shall bring fear and panic back into this forum. But in the doing, we shall restore glory and honor to the ASoIaF Empire, and extend our dominion over our rightful lands! Let our opponents tremble in fear; let the innocent dream on in blissful ignorance, unaware that we are uniting once more.

    I say to you that our first reign was full of wonder, but that is the past; now is the time for a new age, and a new order! We shall make this age such a one to eclipse the previous; we shall be such that in later years, we will be legend for the glory that we brought to ASoIaF and GRRM, as is only their rightful due.

    Let the ASoIaF Empire run rampant once more!
     
  2. Overread

    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    Is this where I sign up - do I get any freebees - like a pitchfork or assassins dagger?
     
  3. Liadan

    Liadan Insert Title Here

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    We'll have to wait to issue out arms until we have the full roster. :O
     
  4. Overread

    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    *waits*
    by the way - as a first target, how about restarting the crusade against crusader?
     
  5. Liadan

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    Unfortunately...

    He's one of us.

    *gags*
     
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    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    oh
    so we burn either met or IR then - and seeing as met is anti after reading whislt IR is a non-reader I say the met is the greater criminal - to have read and turned away!
     
  7. hendy

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    Signs my life away to the ASoIaF Guild......

    *eagerly awaits weapons issue!*
     
  8. Kakashi

    Kakashi The Fighters Guide House Member

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    *signs on the dotted line*

    When do we get all the free food i read about in the brochure?
     
  9. Kaelmarr

    Kaelmarr Back | Valar Morghulis

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    *Signs with a flourish*
     
  10. Liadan

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    Nonreaders may yet be converted, dear OR... so we must spare them for now.

    Where are the girls? D:
     
  11. bloodfiredeath

    bloodfiredeath Die by the Sword

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    All I can say is "Fire and Blood"

    I'll get my bloody mummers ready! lol.
     
  12. LyannaWolfBlood

    LyannaWolfBlood Ella Dictadora

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    *pulls out quill and signs in blood-red ink*
    *awaits distribution of weaponry*
    *rubs hands together in anticipation*
     
  13. Liadan

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    This seems to be all that we will get, for now...

    My friends, the weapons we shall use most are words. But otherwise... help yourself. ;)

    Go forth and sow chaos.
     
  14. volksmenner

    volksmenner practitioner of æsthetics

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    quite the oration. i am one who can appreciate a good speech. it is obvious it is in you to stir the souls of mortal men like the pied piper that you are. but not this one. i am thus immune to the zealots cry, still, have eagerly awaited the reformation of the sickness that i and all who have yet to find courage might stamp out this blind asoiaf fanaticism for good.
     
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  15. Liadan

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    Not gonna' happen.

    We outnumber you. :D
     
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  16. Pale Ale

    Pale Ale Music House Member

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    Sweet, I'm willing to take up arms and fight for ASOIF, I shall support this fight and join the battle so that we can reign over TFF in terror. Give me a weapon and I will fight so that the guild will reign supreme.

    I'm pretty sure I joined the guild, I was here last about a year or so ago so I don't remember but I am probably a guild member because ASOIF is my religion. I would like to consider myself a religious extremist so this talk of a takeover excites me. I won't feel complete in life until the whole world is a member of the cult of ASOIF... or dead, their is no third option in my eyes, that is my manifesto.
     
  17. Kaelmarr

    Kaelmarr Back | Valar Morghulis

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    Ah, good. I guess I should welcome you to the team.

    We should give ourselves a name related to ASoIaF, like the Bloody Mummers.