A boy and his dirt stache...

Discussion in 'Fan Poetry' started by Kakashi, Feb 7, 2013.

  1. Kakashi

    Kakashi Call me Deacon Blues

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    A good old boy, just down in the south
    Sucking down beers right into his mouth
    A dirty stache sitting just above his lip
    Listen closer and I'll let the secret slip

    Listening to the music of a middle school kid
    Dating an internet girl whose currency is quid
    He's not so desirable but I'll tell you what
    He sure is good at writing internet smut

    He hates the women and he hates the blacks
    He acts like a hard-ass to make up for the qualities he lacks
    He may not be an intelligent one
    But he believes that he has a right to a gun

    He loves America, or so he claims
    He's a patriot, he openly proclaims
    But it's his kind that making this great country rot
    Speaking of guns, well he oughta be shot

    I'm telling you this, not because you care
    But only to tell you, beware
    Of Southern boys who ain't got a clue
    My runescape bow is made out of yew
     
  2. Pyrofyre

    Pyrofyre From the ashes, I rise

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  3. Lord Yuan

    Lord Yuan Hell Woman

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    Nobody was innocent in all of this Pyro, I'll even admit I was a buttlord during several moments. If you want to feel really weird and bad you can read the thread all this spawned in but that is if you can stomach bicker debates where everybody is wrong at once (I'm not exempt from this).
     
  4. Pyrofyre

    Pyrofyre From the ashes, I rise

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    Actually I've read all nine pages of it already so I know exactly what's going on. Only difference is I'm not annoyed and I don't care that you all had a lovers tiff. I'm just doing whatever, posting what comes into my head c: