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[Nienor]

Originally Posted by The Chaos Engine

Pathetic old bastard that I am, a dancing banana always makes me laugh.

[Nomina Sunt Odiosa]

Originally Posted by Nienor

Once Chaos sobers up you'll have his absolute undying devotion.

[jake1964]

When Nienor sobers up I usually have her knickers.

[Nomina Sunt Odiosa]

Originally Posted by jake1964

When Nienor sobers up I usually have her knickers.

*closes eyes in expectation of mighty slapdown*

[jake1964]

Nah. She likes me.

[Nomina Sunt Odiosa]

I'm not all that bright, but the one thing I've learned over the years is that when it comes to the fairer sex expect the unexpected.

[Nienor]

I like Jake well enough to let most of his comments go.

[The Chaos Engine]

Originally Posted by Nienor

My leg hurts like a f**ker. The doctor says it isn't broken, but my experience of quacks is that they've somehow managed to substitute their anus for their mouths. Happily for me, rather than fill my body with pills that will no doubt have an adverse effect I've chosen to manage the pain by downing copious amounts of alcohol. Either way, the dancing banana still cheers me up. Nienor, Nom is right: you've earned my undying devotion.

(I'm excruciatingly hammered at the moment and I can barely see the keyboard in front of me, so don't expect to hear from me for a couple of days. When I was young I could bounce back from a hangover almost instantly. These days...not so much. Dancing bananas forever!)

[Nomina Sunt Odiosa]

Originally Posted by The Chaos Engine

My leg hurts like a f**ker. The doctor says it isn't broken, but my experience of quacks is that they've somehow managed to substitute their anus for their mouths. Happily for me, rather than fill my body with pills that will no doubt have an adverse effect I've chosen to manage the pain by downing copious amounts of alcohol. Either way, the dancing banana still cheers me up. Nienor, Nom is right: you've earned my undying devotion.

(I'm excruciatingly hammered at the moment and I can barely see the keyboard in front of me, so don't expect to hear from me for a couple of days. When I was young I could bounce back from a hangover almost instantly. These days...not so much. Dancing bananas forever!)

Offline again? Jeez, you've no staying power. I almost feel sorry for mocking your affliction. Almost. Having spent nine months in hospital after being run over by a drunk driver my sympathy for a sprained knee is somewhat limited, however. Get well soon, anyway, you baby. And it's nice to see that you've transferred your affection to someone of the opposite sex. I won't have to wear such tight underpants in future.

[Nienor]

You still plan on wearing underpants, right????

[Nomina Sunt Odiosa]

Originally Posted by Nienor

You still plan on wearing underpants, right????

Not when you're around.

[Nienor]

Not sure if I should feel complimented or afraid of that statement.

[Nomina Sunt Odiosa]

Originally Posted by Nienor

Not sure if I should feel complimented or afraid of that statement.

Me naked = a cure for cataracts. Not a pretty sight.

[The Chaos Engine]

Nice. You've scared her off. And I thought I was the only one who had that effect on women...

[Nomina Sunt Odiosa]

Originally Posted by The Chaos Engine

Nice. You've scared her off. And I thought I was the only one who had that effect on women...

I thought you'd be staring at the ceiling by now, saying 'the colours; the colours, man. They're so bright...'