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Nomina Sunt Odiosa · 08-28-2009, 06:14 PM

It ran away to join the circus and burst when a clown used it as a spacehopper. I cried. Then I replaced it with a Fabergé egg. Now I'm popular at parties.

The Chaos Engine · 08-28-2009, 06:22 PM

Lies. You've never been popular.

Nomina Sunt Odiosa · 08-28-2009, 06:27 PM

No need to be bitter. One day you too may know the delights of having a ball with a hinge. Until then, try to contain your bile. It's not an attractive look in someone so short.

The Chaos Engine · 08-28-2009, 06:36 PM

Nice. I'm going to hit the sack now.

Nomina Sunt Odiosa · 08-28-2009, 06:40 PM

That's no way to refer to your missus. No wonder she makes you sleep on the floor. G'night. I'm gonna down some beers, watch some TV and try to contain the excitement my thrill-a-minute lifestyle endgenders.

The Chaos Engine · 08-28-2009, 06:41 PM

You use too many words. I don't. See ya.

jake1964 · 08-28-2009, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Alchemist

As in finding your false teeth, pinning directions home on your shirt, and the like?

Among other things.

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Originally Posted by Tinuviel

Just doing a little drive-by hug and hello to all of my OFH peeps.

.....
From my quick perusement of the thread, there sure are alot of 'newbie' OFH here.......

Well Hello, Stranger.

Yeah, the neighborhood has deteriorated over the years.

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Originally Posted by Nomina Sunt Odiosa

Leave my testicle out of this. It's very sensitive about its appearance, being an only child.

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Originally Posted by The Chaos Engine

What happened to the other one?

It was lost in a freak accident involving a mechanical rice picker?

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Originally Posted by The Chaos Engine

Nice. I'm going to hit the sack now.

On first read, I could swear that said "I'm going to hit you in the sack now."

Nomina Sunt Odiosa · 08-28-2009, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jake1964

On first read, I could swear that said "I'm going to hit you in the sack now."

He's just about tall enough to headbutt me in the nuts.

Alchemist · 08-29-2009, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Tinuviel

Just doing a little drive-by hug and hello to all of my OFH peeps.

I know that I have been nonexistant for awhile, but, wanted to cruise on by and see how y'all are doing and what you have been up to.Wow, that seemed very deja vu-ish.

From my quick perusement of the thread, there sure are alot of 'newbie' OFH here. What is the world coming to when a girl can't up and leave for months on end and come back to find things the way she left it? *sigh* I kid, I kid. I am glad to see the OFH alive and kickin'; along with some of my favorite older timers.

As per my M.O., I will likely post for a few days and then realize that my newfound expanded computer time was really the getting-shit-done time and be forced to do mundane things like laundry, dishes, and work. Despite that, I think of y'all often and even do a quick lurky reading every now and again. One of these days, I will find a nice balance that allows me to actually read and post less sporadically. Dare I hope that the time is upon me?!

Wait, who are you again? Us old folks have short memories.

The Chaos Engine · 08-29-2009, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Nomina Sunt Odiosa

He's just about tall enough to headbutt me in the nuts.

hahahaha. You're a tonic. By which I mean you're bitter and only appeal to sick people.

Nomina Sunt Odiosa · 08-29-2009, 01:30 AM

You fill my dreams, you love god.

Appaliq · 08-30-2009, 08:42 PM

I'm confused. Was that a compliment Chaos?

Hey, has everyone seen this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

Alchemist · 08-30-2009, 09:41 PM

I have, though it seems extremely fake.

Ta'lar · 08-31-2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by jake1964

'Bout time you showed up.

I've been about to die from neglect.

yeah you just look like that lol ... that happens when you hide UNDER my bed

Nynaeve · 08-31-2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Appaliq

I'm confused. Was that a compliment Chaos?

Hey, has everyone seen this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

Why do people insist on making fools of themselves on the internet?

08-28-2009, 06:14 PM	#25216
Nomina Sunt Odiosa The Red under your bed... Ranger Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Caledonia Posts: 495	Re: Old Folks Home It ran away to join the circus and burst when a clown used it as a spacehopper. I cried. Then I replaced it with a Fabergé egg. Now I'm popular at parties. __________________ Everything is inherently contradictory. The last of the species tell the scariest tales...

08-28-2009, 06:22 PM	#25217
The Chaos Engine Grumpy Old Git Ranger Elite Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stewing in my own juices... Posts: 656	Re: Old Folks Home Lies. You've never been popular. __________________ "There is an infinite amount of hope in the universe...but not for us." Franz Kafka

08-28-2009, 06:27 PM	#25218
Nomina Sunt Odiosa The Red under your bed... Ranger Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Caledonia Posts: 495	Re: Old Folks Home No need to be bitter. One day you too may know the delights of having a ball with a hinge. Until then, try to contain your bile. It's not an attractive look in someone so short. __________________ Everything is inherently contradictory. The last of the species tell the scariest tales...

08-28-2009, 06:36 PM	#25219
The Chaos Engine Grumpy Old Git Ranger Elite Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stewing in my own juices... Posts: 656	Re: Old Folks Home Nice. I'm going to hit the sack now. __________________ "There is an infinite amount of hope in the universe...but not for us." Franz Kafka

08-28-2009, 06:40 PM	#25220
Nomina Sunt Odiosa The Red under your bed... Ranger Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Caledonia Posts: 495	Re: Old Folks Home That's no way to refer to your missus. No wonder she makes you sleep on the floor. G'night. I'm gonna down some beers, watch some TV and try to contain the excitement my thrill-a-minute lifestyle endgenders. __________________ Everything is inherently contradictory. The last of the species tell the scariest tales...

08-28-2009, 06:41 PM	#25221
The Chaos Engine Grumpy Old Git Ranger Elite Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stewing in my own juices... Posts: 656	Re: Old Folks Home You use too many words. I don't. See ya. __________________ "There is an infinite amount of hope in the universe...but not for us." Franz Kafka

08-29-2009, 01:30 AM	#25226
Nomina Sunt Odiosa The Red under your bed... Ranger Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Caledonia Posts: 495	Re: Old Folks Home You fill my dreams, you love god. __________________ Everything is inherently contradictory. The last of the species tell the scariest tales...

08-30-2009, 08:42 PM	#25227
Appaliq No One Noble Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 4,441	Re: Old Folks Home I'm confused. Was that a compliment Chaos? Hey, has everyone seen this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc __________________ "There are no men like me. There's only me." - Jaime Lannister ASoIaF-Infected Fanatic: Disease Spread on Contact Team Edward

08-30-2009, 09:41 PM	#25228
Alchemist will pounce you Royal of Elysium Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: A Pirate city in international waters Posts: 8,715	Re: Old Folks Home I have, though it seems extremely fake. __________________ ~E-Lover of Árëlin Milloway my Divine Inspiration~ Black Wolf Pup~Soul Belongs to LyannaWolfBlood~Pouncer

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