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Nomina Sunt Odiosa · 08-26-2009, 11:17 PM

Groovy.

I tried looking cool once. I fell off my bike. Never again.

The Chaos Engine · 08-26-2009, 11:22 PM

Women and dogfood. There's a joke there, but I'm not brave enough to make it. Over to you, Nommy.

Nomina Sunt Odiosa · 08-26-2009, 11:34 PM

Fight your own battles. I'm going to bed.

Ta'lar · 08-28-2009, 02:14 AM

I guess I missed a lot over the past weeks .. or months

life caught up with me but I heard that there are nurses needed to tend the arthritic old perverts

so who needs treatment?

Nomina Sunt Odiosa · 08-28-2009, 02:36 AM

You can give me some treatment, as long as you warm your hands up first.

jake1964 · 08-28-2009, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ta'lar

I guess I missed a lot over the past weeks .. or months

life caught up with me but I heard that there are nurses needed to tend the arthritic old perverts

so who needs treatment?

'Bout time you showed up.

I've been about to die from neglect.

Appaliq · 08-28-2009, 12:32 PM

It's a trick!

jake1964 · 08-28-2009, 03:29 PM

You be quiet.

You've neglected me long enough.

Ta'lar will be taking care of me now.

Alchemist · 08-28-2009, 03:33 PM

As in finding your false teeth, pinning directions home on your shirt, and the like?

Nynaeve · 08-28-2009, 04:57 PM

Or running to the store to buy some adult diapers for him.

Tinuviel · 08-28-2009, 05:35 PM

Just doing a little drive-by hug and hello to all of my OFH peeps.

I know that I have been nonexistant for awhile, but, wanted to cruise on by and see how y'all are doing and what you have been up to.Wow, that seemed very deja vu-ish.

From my quick perusement of the thread, there sure are alot of 'newbie' OFH here. What is the world coming to when a girl can't up and leave for months on end and come back to find things the way she left it? *sigh* I kid, I kid. I am glad to see the OFH alive and kickin'; along with some of my favorite older timers.

As per my M.O., I will likely post for a few days and then realize that my newfound expanded computer time was really the getting-shit-done time and be forced to do mundane things like laundry, dishes, and work. Despite that, I think of y'all often and even do a quick lurky reading every now and again. One of these days, I will find a nice balance that allows me to actually read and post less sporadically. Dare I hope that the time is upon me?!

Nomina Sunt Odiosa · 08-28-2009, 05:52 PM

I am new. I am also old. Confusion reigns.

The Chaos Engine · 08-28-2009, 05:55 PM

37 isn't old, you testicle.

Nomina Sunt Odiosa · 08-28-2009, 06:10 PM

Leave my testicle out of this. It's very sensitive about its appearance, being an only child.

The Chaos Engine · 08-28-2009, 06:12 PM

What happened to the other one?

08-26-2009, 11:17 PM	#25201
Nomina Sunt Odiosa The Red under your bed... Ranger Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Caledonia Posts: 495	Re: Old Folks Home Groovy. I tried looking cool once. I fell off my bike. Never again. __________________ Everything is inherently contradictory. The last of the species tell the scariest tales...

08-26-2009, 11:22 PM	#25202
The Chaos Engine Grumpy Old Git Ranger Elite Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stewing in my own juices... Posts: 656	Re: Old Folks Home Women and dogfood. There's a joke there, but I'm not brave enough to make it. Over to you, Nommy. __________________ "There is an infinite amount of hope in the universe...but not for us." Franz Kafka

08-26-2009, 11:34 PM	#25203
Nomina Sunt Odiosa The Red under your bed... Ranger Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Caledonia Posts: 495	Re: Old Folks Home Fight your own battles. I'm going to bed. __________________ Everything is inherently contradictory. The last of the species tell the scariest tales...

08-28-2009, 02:14 AM	#25204
Ta'lar Warrior Queen Apprentice Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Valley of the Dancing Shadows Posts: 83	Re: Old Folks Home I guess I missed a lot over the past weeks .. or months life caught up with me but I heard that there are nurses needed to tend the arthritic old perverts so who needs treatment? __________________ thanks to Nox for the awesome signature

08-28-2009, 02:36 AM	#25205
Nomina Sunt Odiosa The Red under your bed... Ranger Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Caledonia Posts: 495	Re: Old Folks Home You can give me some treatment, as long as you warm your hands up first. __________________ Everything is inherently contradictory. The last of the species tell the scariest tales...

08-28-2009, 12:32 PM	#25207
Appaliq No One Noble Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 4,441	Re: Old Folks Home It's a trick! __________________ "There are no men like me. There's only me." - Jaime Lannister ASoIaF-Infected Fanatic: Disease Spread on Contact Team Edward

08-28-2009, 03:29 PM	#25208
jake1964 Old enough to be your dad Noble Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,425	Re: Old Folks Home You be quiet. You've neglected me long enough. Ta'lar will be taking care of me now.

08-28-2009, 03:33 PM	#25209
Alchemist will pounce you Royal of Elysium Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: A Pirate city in international waters Posts: 8,715	Re: Old Folks Home As in finding your false teeth, pinning directions home on your shirt, and the like? __________________ ~E-Lover of Árëlin Milloway my Divine Inspiration~ Black Wolf Pup~Soul Belongs to LyannaWolfBlood~Pouncer

08-28-2009, 04:57 PM	#25210
Nynaeve Noble Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Back home in Vegas! Posts: 4,356	Re: Old Folks Home Or running to the store to buy some adult diapers for him. __________________

08-28-2009, 05:35 PM	#25211
Tinuviel Noble Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,526	Re: Old Folks Home Just doing a little drive-by hug and hello to all of my OFH peeps. I know that I have been nonexistant for awhile, but, wanted to cruise on by and see how y'all are doing and what you have been up to.Wow, that seemed very deja vu-ish. From my quick perusement of the thread, there sure are alot of 'newbie' OFH here. What is the world coming to when a girl can't up and leave for months on end and come back to find things the way she left it? sigh I kid, I kid. I am glad to see the OFH alive and kickin'; along with some of my favorite older timers. As per my M.O., I will likely post for a few days and then realize that my newfound expanded computer time was really the getting-shit-done time and be forced to do mundane things like laundry, dishes, and work. Despite that, I think of y'all often and even do a quick lurky reading every now and again. One of these days, I will find a nice balance that allows me to actually read and post less sporadically. Dare I hope that the time is upon me?! __________________ Bad never looked so good... Stop calling what's happening to the financial markets "an adjustment." An adjustment is something you do in your sweatpants when your penis falls out of your underwear. This is a cluster-f*ck. ~Bill Maher

08-28-2009, 05:52 PM	#25212
Nomina Sunt Odiosa The Red under your bed... Ranger Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Caledonia Posts: 495	Re: Old Folks Home I am new. I am also old. Confusion reigns. __________________ Everything is inherently contradictory. The last of the species tell the scariest tales...

08-28-2009, 05:55 PM	#25213
The Chaos Engine Grumpy Old Git Ranger Elite Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stewing in my own juices... Posts: 656	Re: Old Folks Home 37 isn't old, you testicle. __________________ "There is an infinite amount of hope in the universe...but not for us." Franz Kafka

08-28-2009, 06:10 PM	#25214
Nomina Sunt Odiosa The Red under your bed... Ranger Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Caledonia Posts: 495	Re: Old Folks Home Leave my testicle out of this. It's very sensitive about its appearance, being an only child. __________________ Everything is inherently contradictory. The last of the species tell the scariest tales...

08-28-2009, 06:12 PM	#25215
The Chaos Engine Grumpy Old Git Ranger Elite Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stewing in my own juices... Posts: 656	Re: Old Folks Home What happened to the other one? __________________ "There is an infinite amount of hope in the universe...but not for us." Franz Kafka

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