Bunch a guys in a locker room... G

Indiana · 03-12-2006, 07:14 PM

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
>>
>> A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
>> speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room
>>stops
>> to listen.
>>
>> MAN: "Hello"
>>
>> WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>>
>> MAN: "Yes"
>>
>> WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
>>coat.
>> It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>>
>> MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
>>
>> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
>>2006 models. I saw one I really liked."
>>
>>MAN: "How much?"
>>
>>WOMAN: "$60,000"
>>
>> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
>>
>> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing . The house we wanted last
>>year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
>>
>>MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
>>900,000."
>>
>> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
>>
>> MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
>>
>> The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at
>>him in astonishment.
>>
>> Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

Liadan · 03-12-2006, 11:00 PM

Ehehehe... nice one.

pigfish · 03-13-2006, 07:52 AM

Lmao!!

Gil-Galad_360 · 03-14-2006, 07:23 PM

good one

Kakashi · 03-14-2006, 08:40 PM

§oul Bane · 03-15-2006, 09:55 PM

ooOOOOoo you just sent me on a chuckle fest.

03-12-2006, 07:14 PM	#1
Indiana TFF Nobility Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 10,101	Bunch a guys in a locker room... G Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. >> >> A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free >> speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room >>stops >> to listen. >> >> MAN: "Hello" >> >> WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" >> >> MAN: "Yes" >> >> WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather >>coat. >> It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" >> >> MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much." >> >> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new >>2006 models. I saw one I really liked." >> >>MAN: "How much?" >> >>WOMAN: "$60,000" >> >> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." >> >> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing . The house we wanted last >>year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000" >> >>MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer >>900,000." >> >> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" >> >> MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." >> >> The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at >>him in astonishment. >> >> Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

03-13-2006, 07:52 AM	#3
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03-14-2006, 07:23 PM	#4
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03-14-2006, 08:40 PM	#5
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03-15-2006, 09:55 PM	#6
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