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Bunch a guys in a locker room... G
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
>> >> A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free >> speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room >>stops >> to listen. >> >> MAN: "Hello" >> >> WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" >> >> MAN: "Yes" >> >> WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather >>coat. >> It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" >> >> MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much." >> >> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new >>2006 models. I saw one I really liked." >> >>MAN: "How much?" >> >>WOMAN: "$60,000" >> >> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." >> >> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing . The house we wanted last >>year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000" >> >>MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer >>900,000." >> >> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" >> >> MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." >> >> The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at >>him in astonishment. >> >> Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" |
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Re: Bunch a guys in a locker room... G
Ehehehe... nice one.
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Re: Bunch a guys in a locker room... G
Lmao!!
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Re: Bunch a guys in a locker room... G
good one
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Re: Bunch a guys in a locker room... G
Lol
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Re: Bunch a guys in a locker room... G
ooOOOOoo you just sent me on a chuckle fest.
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