Six Truths of Life

Turin · 11-25-2009, 01:27 PM

1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this.

I'm an idiot and I needed company ...

Running · 11-25-2009, 04:42 PM

I'm sorry that I can't be your company, you need to wait there alone a little longer, I'm sure someone will come along and give you some company

Alchemist · 11-26-2009, 11:39 AM

hehe i actually did not do any of those, wait longer. =P

AlphaAlex · 11-26-2009, 07:01 PM

I'm an idiot. nice

Warlock Lord · 11-27-2009, 09:23 AM

lol im an idiot too!

AlphaAlex · 11-27-2009, 11:30 PM

I could have told you that

Window Bar · 12-03-2009, 02:24 AM

What's the point in trying it with your own teeth? Now with a few Sallys and Susans and Katies...yeah, OK.

Lady Galeth · 12-14-2009, 02:37 AM

^clever.

But then I already knew that I'm a few cans short of a six-pack

Sneakybolt · 12-14-2009, 02:46 AM

I was like um... yea you can, then proceded to do it anyway, just cause I could

11-25-2009, 01:27 PM	#1
Turin Valar Morghulis Royal of Elysium Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: BFE Posts: 5,498	Six Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. And discover that the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. I apologize about this. I'm an idiot and I needed company ... __________________ *'Nadir we, youth born, axe wielders, blood letters, victors still.'* ". . . there's much to be said for a good sharp axe. I'd hate to be murdered with a maul. I saw a man hit in the brow with a maul once. Scarce split the skin at all, but his head turned mushy and swelled up big as a gourd. A comely man, but he died ugly. It's a good thing we're not giving them mauls." Dolorous Edd.

11-25-2009, 04:42 PM	#2
Running _Wolf Noble Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In bittersweet hell Posts: 4,308	Re: Six Truths of Life I'm sorry that I can't be your company, you need to wait there alone a little longer, I'm sure someone will come along and give you some company __________________ Visit us at the TFF Morning Café and have a great start into your day Aelaulde of the Grey Alliance- Member of the Guild of Fellowship Winter is coming...

11-26-2009, 11:39 AM	#3
Alchemist will pounce you Royal of Elysium Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: A Pirate city in international waters Posts: 8,482	Re: Six Truths of Life hehe i actually did not do any of those, wait longer. =P __________________ ~E-Lover of Árëlin Milloway my Divine Inspiration~ Black Wolf Pup~Soul Belongs to LyannaWolfBlood~Pouncer

11-26-2009, 07:01 PM	#4
AlphaAlex Twilight Sucks! heh heh Royal of Elysium Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 5,189	Re: Six Truths of Life I'm an idiot. nice __________________ o Member of the Guild of Fellowship.

11-27-2009, 09:23 AM	#5
Warlock Lord I am a Fashion Statement Noble Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Drunken Isle Posts: 3,215	Re: Six Truths of Life lol im an idiot too! __________________ My ass is only ignorant cause of the shit it has to deal with everyday, it doesn't know any better - Plish

11-27-2009, 11:30 PM	#6
AlphaAlex Twilight Sucks! heh heh Royal of Elysium Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 5,189	Re: Six Truths of Life I could have told you that __________________ o Member of the Guild of Fellowship.

12-03-2009, 02:24 AM	#7
Window Bar "We Read for Light" Ranger Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Southern Oregon Posts: 139	Re: Six Truths of Life What's the point in trying it with your own teeth? Now with a few Sallys and Susans and Katies...yeah, OK.

12-14-2009, 02:37 AM	#8
Lady Galeth Ranger Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 175	Re: Six Truths of Life ^clever. But then I already knew that I'm a few cans short of a six-pack __________________ I wish that I could find the answer To help me understand <The Earthbound Misfit> Last edited by Lady Galeth; 12-14-2009 at 02:39 AM.

12-14-2009, 02:46 AM	#9
Sneakybolt Phoenix Elite Assassin Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA Posts: 1,411	Re: Six Truths of Life I was like um... yea you can, then proceded to do it anyway, just cause I could __________________ You're the type of guy who doesn't see what he has until she leaves, don't let me go cause without me you know you're lost. Wise up now or pay the cost. Soon you will know. Buildings burn, people die, but true love is forever.

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