Beer Fest

[The peoples champion]

This is a day, that goes my way
I shall drink all day
Guzzle guzzle fill that cup
As i stumble and grumble i will tell you whats up

One beer after anougher that is the plan
As you all know i am a simple man
It is a feeling and a silly way
Yes Beer Fest just started today

I say goodbye and have fun to my family
After i leave you know i am on the run
To a store that sells beer, have no fear
I have many stories to tell you to hear

So ladies and gentlemen start your engines
King man guzzler is here to drink not in my cavalier
I just want to sit down and relax and drink beer
This is late at night before the festival starts

The event will start at noon, no i am not a goon
Or a baffoon, this is a deal and a steal
No i will not be behind the stearing wheel
Why would i? i will be drunk and making noises like a skunk


I mean come on this will be fun
No trophy to be one, not sure when this event will be done
My parents will not know, as i put on a crazy show
I get crazy and wild may this be all filed

So you may get a call, as i knock on my wall
I will ask silly questions and you will have to answer
No i am not that great of a dancer
I will ask you if you know a raindeer named prancer

As i said i will be messed up in the head
Right now i am sober and beauty is held in the beer holder
After this event starts i highly doubt i will be sober until october
I mean i am 21, i need some fun not anougher squirt gun

So be prepared for what i will say soon
Becuase you are entitled to call me a loon
Which is a person who is crazy and would talk to a daisy
secret number is 30 that is a lot of beer

So all my friends and fans you better fear
Becuase i plan to drink a lot of beer
I may sing, you may hear your phone ring
Dont worry i am really good, i wont sound as good as i should

Well you know the reason, its the season
Not christmas or thankgiving or holidays worth for living
I'm talking about "Beer fest" makes men beat their chest
Some people get to hear "you are under arrest"

Once again they broke the law, becuase when they finally got out
All they could do is fall, they cant walk or talk
That is just wrong, that is why its in my song
I wont do that, its not cool being drunk at home is the golden rule

You say party? i say nope rather drink alone
Becuase when i drink alone i'd rather be by myself
Not someone who socializes or wears many disguises
Just plain and simple, who owns a chin dimple

It's big and round and when i rub it, it makes a weird sound
Rip-rip-rip im not a DJ so say hey not cool
Dont want to challenge any rappers to a duel
Becuase i pitty the fool

I seen a sale for my beer 12.99 for 30
Good deal, good buy im off to the sky
How could such deal exist i wonder why?
Save me a buck or two, i give the cashier the evil eye

She/He knows i am serious about my drinking
1-2-3 and four hell no im not falling on the floor
I am thirsty give me some more
Perhaps i have a high amount of drinking in store

Which makes you all wonder all the more
If this is a disease i bet you are searching for a cure
I may be one of the few people who might adore
But i still want to drink, even if my bed sheets are pink